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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 6h

one must imagine sisyphus starting over on a new hill

official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 6h

wonderful! if you ever come back...

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7h

awwwwwwwww damn i didn't know you were here

official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 10h

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · Sep 5

logan square to greater chicago area; i need practice photographing live subjects. do you wish to be a live subject? please contact me

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 18h

oh shit

official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 19h

hi r/clowningaround !!! casual clown here. just wondering what the fuck i'm supposed to be doing

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

if your writing makes me look up words mid jackin it, i love you

official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

this is all tremendously helpful information, i appreciate you and will be looking forward to the review of the second

official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

would u recommend the lil kit? which one did you get, ive seen so many "dupes" and idk whats real or worth it 😭

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 4d

seen a lot of people complaining about how their timelines are all blue resist and pedant posting and honestly? skill issue. i just saw a guy in a hot dog costume with a gun. that's unrelated,

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 6d

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

i have regrets, generally, but specifically now regarding the butterfly logo tattoo on my ass

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

it's very clunky in the literal sense but i just loooove setting up profiles tbh

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

i caved

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

jk i gave up on jorts horse and am on the mastodon server now. i exist! same username

official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

rip, i tried but am having technical issues out the ass. i'll send pigeons

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

it's really too bad that you need to not use drugs to be an egg donor. i'm such a good candidate, except for the fact that i've been stoned since 2018

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

haha! nice

image of the word boobs in white font on grey background

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

i think it has to do with the word boobs in the context of the other words as well. like, an image of the word "boobs" shouldn't get flagged? now im curious. time to test

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

are you entering the tunnel, y/n?

an eerie photo of a bank's tunnel entrance; deep red light comes from a low glass window, and yellow light from the street to the right. taken on my panasonic lumix g7

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

genuine suggestion, ignore me if you're over it: avoid the word "boobs" in the alt text as well. "the chest is censored" etc........ maybe. i've been trying to figure out loopholes for the relatively sfw pics LOL

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

it's true

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 7d

thinking negative thoughts but on purpose, with direction, and passion

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