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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · Mar 20

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19h

Republicans' embrace of Hitler raises new questions about Zohran Mamdani's willingness to combat antisemitism.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 20h

Marjorie Taylor Greene should run for president in 2028. As a Democrat.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20h

Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20h

Young Republicans say they love Hitler. But what does that tell us about their politics?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21h

Liberals say that how Trump is governing is no way to run a democracy. They're wrong—it's no way to run a republic.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21h

My focus group disapproved of Donald Trump's language and behavior, but all agreed you vote for the policy, not the person. Here are the things they said a Democrat would have to do—from the way they dress to the way they talk—in order to inspire them to vote for them.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21h

Be thankful I've instructed my ICE agents to treat immigrants like violent criminals. I could have said to treat them like puppies.

by Kristi Noem

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21h

I recruited Janet Mills to run for Senate because, at 72, Susan Collins is too young for the job.

by Chuck Schumer

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21h

On the Shoulders of Giants

Trump's Middle East triumph wouldn't have been possible without Jared Kushner's hard work five years ago

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21h

Trump is practicing dementia in the right way.

by Ezra Klein

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21h

Democrats need to accept that Trump will indict his political enemies. But if Democrats respond by later indicting the DOJ officials who illegally carried out Trump's indictments, that will be end of our Republic.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

If airports won't play a state media video featuring Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for long TSA lines, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

Donald Trump says that Barack Obama could have gotten the October 7th hostages released during his presidency, raising new concerns about Joe Biden's memory and cognition.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

In Zohran Mamdani’s vision, New Yorkers will be given status and privileges that ought to be based on merit.

by A.G. Sulzberger

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

#notallwhitemen obviously but white men thinking it's progressive to get behind some random person who happens to be a woman (especially a younger woman who flatters their egos) is a real thing, and it's a problem, and it is sexist.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

Elon Musk is doing Enron the right way.

by Ezra Klein

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Elon Musk's SpaceX and xAI are buying Tesla's unsold Cybertrucks

Hundreds of Tesla Cybertrucks have been spotted being delivered Elon Musk’s private companies, SpaceX and xAI, as Tesla is having...

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not saying this to be "woke" or whatever but this really is something white men like me need to comment on. We're the ones doing the promoting, we're the ones who are the problem.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

Opinion | It's time to stop promoting people on the basis of their gender or race.

by Bari Weiss and Clarence Thomas

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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 1d

CBS News picking up an anti-Mamdani story from The Free Press and...misspelling his name. Oy.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

In Zohran Mamdani’s vision, New Yorkers will be given status and privileges that ought to be based on merit.

by A.G. Sulzberger

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

I don't mean Yggy or Jeet Heer. I think they know what they think, they're just very lazy about writing things in a way that would let anyone else know.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

There is other stuff too

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2d

You go too many levels of irony deep and you’re not sure if you’re kidding or not anymore

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2d

It’s actually not the same thing as be becoming your bit. Unsure whether or not it’s a bit.

NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2d

Caitlin Flanagan started doing a bit years ago and at a certain point, she lost track of whether it was a bit or not. If you have an Irish family, you know what I'm talking about.

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