Nuke
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THIS IS NOW AN ARTHUR C. EOS APPRECIATION ZONE (as my entire life has been since the year 2009). I am over 30 years old no kids allowed go away. I literally never stop talking.[she/her]
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Was reading a thread of peoples' favorite Zelda musical Easter eggs and someone just commented "malo mart"

I agree man
Looker is constantly like "once I went undercover in Lumiose city" and I'm like yeah man I fucking know. I was there.
I will never listen to anything you say when you are wearing that fucking clown outfit, Ingo.
I'm running out of videos to watch of drunk people getting arrested at airports while doing this
47 years into my Ralts hunt I don't think blue is real
Do they know there are 2 entire other couch cushions
I only looked at like 2 screenshots LOL I have no clue
If they not do Unova remakes right now why the sbubbymans's's pokman get meegs
Imagine if Emma called Looker while I was in Lumiose. He wouldn't even answer he'd just immediately fly over and go WHAT DID SHE DO NOW to the nearest human
Is it supposed to be far in the future or something? Omg I hope Milo is FUCKING DEAD ❤️
My poor Roserade has gone through like four names and at this point I'm probably sticking with Étoile but I'm also like. Should I just be honest and call him Notras
Despite being in shiny hunt limbo right now I am REALLY loving PLZA so far and am especially loving the way it is not full of so many flashing graphical glitches that I get an actual fucking headache
That said if we DO get legends Sootopolis city adventures I WILL shit myself and die
‪Sinnoh, Kalos, and [REDACTED LEAK] definitely do though. Lol. Good for them these are good games. ‬
(Takes 45 minute drag on cigarette) Hoenn doesn't need a Legends game because Hoenn was already a fun region that is enjoyable to be in and doesn't need a redemption arc side game
2024 nuclear pokemon fanfic family
Neurodivergent Dad (Looker)
Half Sootopolitan mom
Male Roserade
Woke Dog (Kshatriya)
I wanna make the 2024 nuclear family meme with my pokemon fanfic but by the time I have an actual family, Laris can't be the woke dog anymore. Is N our woke dog. Maybe Colress
These Alpha Ralts think they can scare me but at this point in my fanfic I have a toddler at home so nothing scares me
"I guess that's why I want my shiny Gallade so bad" -things I say before Looker very suddenly appears but not for the reason I hoped
No offense but there hasn't been a single hot man for me to objectify in this game yet. No Looker. No Augustine. What a crime.
Blasting the ORAS soundtrack while shiny hunting some more so my brain doesn't fucking melt
Please watch me attempt to remember where the Looker Bureau is and actually fucking rock it
I still haven't progressed the story I just. Want my shiny Ralts, man. Who wants to trade me one for American dollars and/or feet pics
My absol friend in my fanfic: saves me from a rockslide
My absol friend in PLZA: 100% would have killed me