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northernrobot.bsky.social
Sam
@northernrobot.bsky.social
210 followers 280 following 2.4K posts
Theatre lighting and sound by day, simping for Aziraphale by night, usually posting about being emotionally devastated by Good Omens or Arsenal FC
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1h
Oh to be a skeleton in a tiny picturesque village graveyard
A teeny weeny little graveyard attached to a church, it's lush and green and surrounded by an ancient dry stone wall and overlooked by leafy trees
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1h
An ✨icon✨
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1h
She really said 'calm down kiddos' 😭😭
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1h
Day three of staying at the pub for a work course nearby. Stir craziness is starting to set in - there's nothing here except the pub and a few houses. I'm too much of a city dweller for this!
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 2h
A guy started at my work and he was like five or six when I started at my company. We're all ancient crones 💀
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 2h
Right back to jail with you, foul fiend
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 2h
It's no worse than ROTTEN NIGHTINGALE
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 2h
Here's the last tiny slice of Michael pizza left if you need something edible for dinner
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 2h
🎵Coming outta my cage and I've been doing just fine🎵

Sweet freedom!! Must be rubbish to still be in jail, eh @ninstarfish.bsky.social ??
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
And my jail cell is nowhere near as chic
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
All alone in a tiny little hotel room in the garden of a pub and the bathroom has started making the most haunted sounding banging noises 😭😭😭
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Oh no, what a nightmare! Hopefully they've given you some good drugs to get it sorted quick - look after yourself 🫂🫂🫂
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Good luck Hineko 🫡 I'm gonna stay nice and cosy in my cell
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Just when I thought I was out of the clowning game... 🤡🤡🤡
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent dusty meal??
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
No you are not sorry don't lie! 💀
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
YUMM
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
I want to believe...
A clown smoking
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Well there was no sense in letting him go to waste but G.O. Jail doesn't need to know that!! We can get away with it still
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
I THOUGHT IT WAS PARMESAN
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
You can have my cell, just open the door and we can swap!! The hamster will never notice
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
I thought it would be like blue cheese, just get better with age... I was wrong. I barely survived the night and now I'm in PRISON for posting one little picture 💀
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
I don't remember asking for more!! It was tasty... but deadly...
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Are you on Vodafone by any chance?? I've been unable to connect all afternoon, just back now 😭
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