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Norm Charlatan
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
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Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 51m
I believe in your ability to succeed, John.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 53m
Wearing my funny shirt to the baseball game to sit in my fancy seats directly behind home plate only to learn that the entire internet is calling me “butt plug man” or just “butt plug.”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 57m
There were three on the Calvary. Frei still owns the record.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
You know who else had claimed crosses?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
goms
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
Pick your poison.
John Schneider, Toronto Blue Jays manager John Schneider, Seattle Seahawks General Manager
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
Feel like one way or another, John Schneider is going to ruin my life.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
I need this so badly.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
This is going to ruin Thanksgiving.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
Uh, anyway, to my Canadian/Blue Jays fan friends, enjoy Thanksgiving and see you tomorrow night.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 3h
Most normal Canadian / Le Canadien le plus normal
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
An American team has won the Grey Cup more recently than both.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
The Mariners aren’t the first Americans to walk into Canada and beat them at their own game.
Marc Trestman
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
That’s right, Corey.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
That first inning was so rocky, lol
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · Jul 25
Imagine this guy was holding up a trident necklace and saying “Mariners!”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
MARINERS WIN!! MARINERS WIN / Victoire Des Marins! Victoire Des Marins!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
The only other time the Mariners have ever won the first game of the ALCS.
1995 ALCS Game 1, with a save from Norm Charlton
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1h
I need this so badly. I have nothing else. /J'en ai tellement besoin. Je n'ai rien d'autre
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h
Ayy, I’m watching the Mariners here’s
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h
No time for the M’s to be bashful. Let’s be Brash. / Pas le temps pour les M d'être timides. Soyons audacieux.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h
Sometimes I think he looks like this guy who some MAGA guy confused for Keanu Reaves.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h
Too nervous playing in front of his hometown friends and family
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 3h
Jorge!! / Georges!!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h
No! No!!
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