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No Jive Turkey

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Gay🏳️‍🌈Marine 🇺🇲Veteran🇺🇲. I'm a Marine...we cuss. Forest Walker🌲👨🏻‍🦯. Beer Drinker🍻. Disturbed People Avoider😶‍🌫️. ⛔No nazis. ⛔No🍊👹🤡cult. ⛔No Jive 🦃🦃🦃. Si Se Pueda🇲🇽💚♥️ 💙💛🇺🇦NAFO🇺🇦🦮 NATO&EU💙🇺🇲🇪🇺🇨🇦♥️ #GoDucks🦆 FDR/Eleanor Democrat FAFO😂 🕯️"Keep it lit"🕯️Mike Malloy🕯️

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 12d

America's Most Wanted:

🍊💩Orange Cult💩🍊

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 1h

They're so capital NOT delicious.

No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 1h

The Britney Spears set 'Toxic' is hereby dedicated to mAgA...get over that almost dead💀🍊🤡💩fraud. Y'all look so foolish.🤡

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 2h

#VeryLowEnergy 💀🤡💩

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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 6h

Trump is too busy playing MAGA Mad Libs instead of answering how to help Americans make ends meet.

These aren’t the words of a leader who actually cares.

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CajunBlue 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 3h

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 2h

#StarveTheOrangeBeast

No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 2h

And we're supposed to believe that that old saggy man gash has been sober is entire adult life.

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

Okay ladies and gents. We're going to circle back around to this. Maybe now it means a little bit more.

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

Oy.

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

If I had been filled with Kanye's diseased whatever, I'd probably be crazy plastic bitch too. 😘

No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

Support the local military bases, but every other fed agency in your state needs to go bye-bye. And then we withhold federal taxes. Starve the beast #j.

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the main grievance of the colonists in America against King George III was taxation without representation. They can't seat the newly elected representative from Arizona because she would vote to release the Epstein files. There's your answer.

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

This needs to start like last time... in Boston Harbor. But this time it's Jack Schlossberg leading the charge. He has the name recognition and the bone structure of his lovely grandparents (and parents) to do the job.

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

How many of any of y'all out there would venture to guess that Donald would figure out that Michelle once again kicked his ass on international TV? His interview was like that what you would expect of an 8-year-old interviewee. And I'm being generous. Michelle's is like an intelligent Black Queen 👑.

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

That orange clown bastid had lipo twice. That's why he was gone for two separate weeks.

The pics alone would revive the national inquirer.

No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 3h

The First To Give It Up😭❣️

For Freedom❣️

And Liberty❣️

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 5h

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 5h

Ya know what's crazy? If they cut the power permanently and we were on our own, I live in the wild wild West, and the first person I try to take out is that muthafukkkah that who murdered Rebecca Schaefer.
She would have been a superstar.

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No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 5h

And I specifically asked him if he could hear it and he said and I quote Yes. So his caregivers mean s*** cuz we have to scream and yell and that's some kind of joy for him, but he'll put on the air phones for chump.

Thank you For attending my TED talk.

No Jive Turkey @nojiveturkey.bsky.social · 5h

So anywho... He refuses to get hearing aids when he could afford a whole factory. So the person I relieved and myself have to yell, and put the TV on mute, and I'm not used to talking to pretty much anybody so I my voice is gone. But I noticed for the 60 minutes interview tonight with 🍊 chump...2)