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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 7h

I remember working on a VH1 special with D’Angelo back in 2000, we taped it at the Theater at MSG and I STILL remember his soundcheck. Massive talent and had the charisma to back it up. Rest easy, Sir, you will be missed.🙏

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14h

“Pretending we are not living on the cusp of madness, ready to fall into the abyss, will only deepen our dilemma”. open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

'Waiting for Columbus'

Imagine being Native American and living in harmony with the land for thousands of years and creating a beautiful and rich culture that honored the relationship and value of all living things in the n...

open.substack.com

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 8h

The ‘Peace President’ killed six more people off the coast of Venezuela this morning. We have no evidence other than his word that they were a threat to anyone, anywhere and also release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention in this matter!

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 10h

Speaker Johnson: ‘Medicaid is intended for vulnerable populations, elderly and pregnant women, not young able bodied men sitting shirtless with sweaty, glistening pecks and rock hard abs playing video games….’

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14h

“Pretending we are not living on the cusp of madness, ready to fall into the abyss, will only deepen our dilemma”. open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

'Waiting for Columbus'

Imagine being Native American and living in harmony with the land for thousands of years and creating a beautiful and rich culture that honored the relationship and value of all living things in the n...

open.substack.com

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14h

“The same philosophy applies to systematic racism, assault rifles and armed ICE officers attacking people based solely on the color of their skin - and increasingly the journalists attempting to cover their abuses.”

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14h

“We are not taught the true nature of Columbus’s actions in most of our schools - and MAGA wants to make sure we never will be. We cannot ignore forever those things for which we should atone.”

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

If Trump likes Egypt’s policies so much why can’t he go live there, take the fam with you too fat boy, please.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Barron’s upstairs in the White House seeing what stock he can short tomorrow when his old man gets home and posts some more China sh*t. Market manipulation is real.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

I still can’t believe how many folks let Trump clown them today. Those selfies are gonna real feel silly someday. When he humiliates you like that he owns you, stand the F up.

Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

My guess is these world leaders may come to regret this circle jerk they just afforded Trump in the very near future. It’s weird to lose respect for everyone all at once but that’s life. This was basically the Epcot Center version of a Trump cabinet meeting.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

I just saw the new Trump TIME cover and assuming the camel throat angle is a nod to the Middle East.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

‘Where’s Italy, get up here hotstuff, show ‘em what ya’ working with, you don’t mind if I call you beautiful do you? It’s Christopher Columbus Day, I wouldn’t mind discovering you later…I kid, but really, you’re beautiful…if you were about 35 years younger I’d be in trouble’

Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

My guess is these world leaders may come to regret this circle jerk they just afforded Trump in the very near future. It’s weird to lose respect for everyone all at once but that’s life. This was basically the Epcot Center version of a Trump cabinet meeting.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

My guess is these world leaders may come to regret this circle jerk they just afforded Trump in the very near future. It’s weird to lose respect for everyone all at once but that’s life. This was basically the Epcot Center version of a Trump cabinet meeting.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Leave it to Trump to make this moment entirely about him and leave it to the media to play along dutifully. Keep sharing those clips and gettin’ them clicks. You know, cause ‘journalism’.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

New ‘Noel’s Notes: Waiting for Columbus’ is out now, link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

‘But bro, they had a Chili’s…’

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

“The fact that we are even talking about Trump winning the Nobel Peace Prize feels indicative of mass psychosis. The cowardly reprobate spent most of his adult life sexually assaulting women and girls and breaking the laws of business, morality and democracy.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

'Waiting for Columbus'

Imagine being Native American and living in harmony with the land for thousands of years and creating a beautiful and rich culture that honored the relationship and value of all living things in the n...

open.substack.com

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 1d

As Trump & Egypt’s el-Sisi kiss each others asses, our odious POTUS marvels at the ‘lack of crime’ remember that el-Sisi came to power in a military coup and brutally cracked down on any protests against his regime. He is backed w/billions from MBS, you know the Comedy Fest guy.

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Jason Normann @jason-n.bsky.social · 2d

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'Waiting for Columbus'

Imagine being Native American and living in harmony with the land for thousands of years and creating a beautiful and rich culture that honored the relationship and value of all living things in the n...

open.substack.com

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

I’m usually pretty skeptical of anything Trump says but his post about Biden’s FBI placing 274 agents in the crowd on Jan 6th is scary, if it’s true the sitting POTUS at the time needs a one way ticket to GITMO, am I right, MAGA?

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

I hope that somebody is figuring out a way to prevent Trump from immediately taking a picture with the released Israeli hostages smiling and giving his thumbs up. He is traveling to the Middle East for this purpose, make no mistake about the optics.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

“The fact that we are even talking about Trump winning the Nobel Peace Prize feels indicative of mass psychosis. The cowardly reprobate spent most of his adult life sexually assaulting women and girls and breaking the laws of business, morality and democracy.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

'Waiting for Columbus'

Imagine being Native American and living in harmony with the land for thousands of years and creating a beautiful and rich culture that honored the relationship and value of all living things in the n...

open.substack.com

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 4d

You would think the Nobel Peace Prize was made out of 13 year-old girls the way Trump wants one so bad.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 4d

We should just call him Bill Burrka now.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 4d

The brave Secretary of War who had US service members literally rolling out the red carpet for Putin will now have them cleaning toilets on a Qatari Airforce base in Idaho. You think operational maintenance and housekeeping isn’t part of the deal Kushner cut? America First, baby.

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