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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2h

Typical UF outcomes

Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2h

I am going to take a wild
guess that if you reached out to Cignetti about your coaching job, whether it was open or not, it’s going to be public info soon

Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 4h

This is well outside the statute of limitations, avert your gaze

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, also a racist

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 6h

I am going to guess the Georgia GOP hiring an antisemite to run their voter outreach yesterday was a bad idea…got me blocked by the GA GOP X account.

GA GOP X message announcing hiring Brad Barnes for voter engagement

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 8h

Here’s the graphic Commish requested for Pitt vs Syracuse.

They’re not rivals, they just play a lot.

PITT CUSE
PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT
SICKOS COMMITTEE
WE'RE NOT RiVALS
WE iUST PLAY A LOT

Style of the Big Pun album cover Capital Punishment

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 9h

You can see yourself on zoom calls, how does he not see this while on the call

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Oeishik 🐸 @oeishik.bsky.social · 10h

Donald tried to make an example out of Portland & Portland replied with peaceful, joyful, naked protests that fully disarmed Donald's fascism. Portland showed us how to protest & we should carry that forward on Saturday. Well, maybe not the naked part.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

New in PN: Scenes from Portland's imaginary insurrection

"I’ve been taking images that are nowhere near this one conflict driveway — ones of puppies & kids playing, & families having picnics — b/c the idea that Portland is burned down & a war zone is just preposterous" — @timdickinson.bsky.social

Scenes from Portland's imaginary insurrection

"It would be funny if it wasn’t so f**king serious," Tim Dickinson says.

www.publicnotice.co

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 11h

How is it possible that one day later you still have the 2024 NJ GOP candidate listed as “hotel owner” on this survey of NJ residents

I am quite stunned that an editor hasn’t changed this yet

This is wildly dishonest

A NYT survey of NJ residents asked to comment on the 2025 gubernatorial candidates lists the prior 2024 GOP Senate candidate as “hotel owner”

Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 1d

31 years today, saw the Grateful Dead for the last time

Opened with Shakedown

Fortunately the 1994 Fall Tour shirt reprints have been in circulation, I have a couple of them

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Late Night Anti-Fascists @latenightafa.bsky.social · 1d

Remember: Andy Ngo is a threat to our community & provides kill lists for atomwaffen

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, the owner prayed for Trumps re-election

Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 1d

Yes the lead should be staffer has Nazi flag in office

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 1d

“It is unclear what role, if any, Elia had in the incident. He did not immediately respond to a request for comment.”

It is unclear what role the cubicles owner had in things pinned to his cubicle?

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 1d

This is perhaps one of the most dishonest things Politico has ever done

This flag was discovered because the Taylor staffer HAD IT BEHIND HIM ON A ZOOM CALL

It wasn’t planted, it was pinned to this guys cubicle and only discovered because he was dumb enough to turn on his camera during a call

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 1d

In front of the dead man’s wife

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Pink Floyd Hourly @pink-floyd.bsky.social · 2d

Leaving only charcoal to defend

Two Suns in the Sunset - The Final Cut

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2d

Jake Moody is having a night

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 2d

JPMorgan boosts Moody’s target price to $580 from $570

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2d

If you need a go-to Wikipedia page this is a great one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

List of inventors killed by their own invention - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 2d

Alway enjoy when the camera cuts to Arthur Blank on the field and he looks like he's just arrived from a ribbon cutting for a steam engine that will usher in the next phase of the industrial revolution

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2d

The Falcons may regret not attempting to score a TD there

Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2d

So did everyone just say one knee equals two feet to themselves on that replay

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 3d

This could be the best helmet matchup of the NFL season

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Amethyst Heels / Ruvani de Silva @amethystheels.bsky.social · 3d

Yayyyyy y’all!! 🎉🎉🎉🍻🍻🍻

Ya girl won Best PR/Corporate Communications Best Emerging Voice in this year’s North American Guild of Beer Writers Awards - super-chuffed!!

Huge congrats to all the winners - another great year in beer writing!

List of winners of the North American Guild of Beer Writers Awards 2025 PR/Corporate Comms section

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