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Nikolai Denmark

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

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Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon. Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · Nov 7

Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.

Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.

Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.

The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

I’m not 100% sure why you deserve this, but I’m 100% sure that you do deserve it.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11h

this is you

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

Respeck

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 11h

Rude

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, we did some oil and vinegar in there. Don’t worry.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 11h

This I could possibly see

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 11h

Shredded lettuce serves no purpose and late October maters are trash.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 12h

Countertop toaster oven. Gotta love it

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 12h

Bread mayo mustard pepperoni salami provolone ham turkey mustard mayo bread.

Give it a little broil and then top with seasoning blend and some oil/vinegar

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 13h

WE SANDWICHIN AGAIN

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 15h

I don’t know that we can even establish that a crime has happened here!

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

Going to be harder in the new office with little storage and no permanent desks (blech)

I’ll have to establish caches around the floor.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

GOOD

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

Update: he’s now flinching if I make anything like a sudden movement at my desk

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

Oh yeah, if we’re both home we’d tag team. But whoever was watching Doodle was watching doodle.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 17h

For real, go to Tulsa and check out Woody’s museum. Bob’s is right next door, you can check that out too if you want.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

Feel like this would be of interest to some here.

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Celebrate Woody Guthrie Prize recipients from the recent past with this powerhouse collection. This package includes:
• Signed Tom Morello "Nazi Lives Don't
Matter" T-shirt
• Signed Tom Morello "The Nightwatchman
Brigade" Hoodie
• Signed copy of Whatever It Takes by Tom
Morello
• Signed copy Rage Against the Machine: Live at the Olympic Auditorium vinyl
• Signed copy of Riot Days by Maria Alyokhina
• Pussy Riot T-shirt

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

From like, 1-4 years old I just said fuck it. If the kid was home, I wasn’t even pretending to work.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

Feel like this would be of interest to some here.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

@hulcricket.bsky.social hey boo

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 20h

What do you mean you’re Jar Jarbie for Halloween 😭😭

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

Sat outside at lunch eating a giant burrito and it should be actually illegal for me to be back in a cubicle now

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

Oafkeepers.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

We’re decimalizing time. This means we’ll operate on a different second than everyone else, but it’ll be fine.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 18h

You have four difference varieties of tortilla that you flatten and cook to demand?

Say less.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 18h

Me re this burrito from Cabo Bob’s.

A chicken burrito in a smoked cheddar tortilla they made in front of me.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 18h

On the one hand, yes.

On the other hand, I didn’t hesitate to lie about this.