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Nick Coffman

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Not on the Epstein List Comedy Writer, Jokes at @hard-drive.net Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch Nickcoffman.com https://linktr.ee/Nick_Coffman

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · Jul 2

Anyone want to help out a downtrodden multi-trillion-dollar company?

Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · Jul 2

For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company

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For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company

I am looking for a new home for my 2001 MJOLNIR Mark V Assault Armor (or as you normies call it, Spartan Armor). This set…

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 9m

Fuck off chat, I’m gaming!

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 4h

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 4h

Jelly Roll fans eat their own boogers.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 4h

Bring back the McDonald’s Value Menu and release the Epstein Files.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 4h

Pepsi One it is

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 5h

Wild Cherry or regular?

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 9h

This year 🐓

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 10h

Hope it isn't too late, but I wanted to inform you we're pivoting into porn.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 11h

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 11h

Who’s heading to #AFF in a few days?

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 11h

Are you tired of paying prompters to type in your AI prompts? I'm excited to announce PromptAI, an AI that writes the prompts for your AI without those pesky prompters.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 11h

What!? WB is for sale?!?!

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 12h

Report: In a record breaking deal, Ted Sarandos trades a 30-day theater release window for 2 hay and 3 ore.

The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 12h

The Catan franchise may have taken the longest road to a Hollywood adaptation, but the hit board game has finally struck a deal to bring the iconic resource-management strategy game to the screen.

Netflix Developing ‘Catan’ TV Series and Films Based on Hit Board Game

The Catan franchise may have taken the longest road to a Hollywood adaptation, but the hit board game has finally struck a deal to bring the iconic resource-management strategy game to the screen.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 12h

Sam is really into self-care.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 12h

It's where I spend the most time in Death Stranding.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 13h

I’ve reached the “my childhood cartoons are on Boomerang” age.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

God damn it, I walked right into that.

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There’s too many to pick from.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

The hater I aspire to be.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

I know exactly who robbed the Louvre.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

I love Frankie and Jorhnny

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

Got a bunch to get done before hopping a plane Thursday morning for #AFF. Going to need all your energy to get through this shorter work week.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

You Ball so hard you end up in a Pit.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

Travis, dont you know that you can’t spell fluoride without ‘flu’. The water is the source of the modern flu and for that reason I refuse to drink it or get vaxxed.