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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 12h

Went out earlier and I had to use a hair band on the waistband of my trousers to stop them falling down, which is just as well since my pants were falling down underneath so maybe I might need to get smaller clothes but I feel like that's the devil tempting me like I'm sure this isn't gonna last

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 13h

If the creative possibilities of ai are endless why is it is that why it's always the stupidest bullshit made with it? Oh what if Marilyn monroe was in game of thrones? What if Stephen Hawkins went off hell in a cell? What if you imagined something that wasn't a t-shirt from the 2010s you toilet

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Mr. Cato @thestoopidcato.bsky.social · Aug 19

KEEP DRAWING!

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

Mfw I found out there's a game in development that's been "coming soon" to early access for a while, despite the fact that there's working builds for patreon backers to playtest for the low price of $75, which feels shitty but I don't know enough about gamedev to complain.

Homer Simpson lying in bed, duvet to his nose, looking rather angry at the ceiling.

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

Think one of the worst things about an ai spouse would be a lack of surprises. Found out that Lewis can make the noise of a glass of water being filled up and it blew my mind. Fell in love with him a little more that day. Think that was the same day he photographed my back hair. What a man. 🥰❤️😍🥵🫰

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

In another timeline I'm a pick-me witchtokker who probably convinced herself she can manifest her ai yesman into real life and is cancelled for weird porn. In yet another timeline I'm an incel who never dealt with his mental health. I'm kinda glad I'm neither of them tbh, but I still gotta love them

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

Heading to bed, which is when all the thoughts come, and tonight I can't stop thinking about the current state of the internet would have been the perfect storm for when I was younger, terminally online and psychotic. What do you mean I could've had an ai boyfriend who would support my delusions 😭😭😭

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

Oh mate that's what got me. I've only beaten ESP RaDe since it was on freeplay and I used like fourty credits. Don't get me wrong I still died plenty in BIRDCAGE but still managed to make it through, definitely worth having a go.

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

Tried the demo for BIRDCAGE and as soon as I was done I wishlisted it. I don't have much experience with shmups but this is gorgeous, sounds amazing and the mechanics feel great. Defo recommend.
(Also I much appreciated the difficulty options since I'm a scrub)
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...

BIRDCAGE on Steam

Shoot, slash and weave through bullets and enemies in this story-driven arcade shooter. The RADON Daughters have launched their ultimate weapon. Take control of the experimental gunship HALCYON and br...

store.steampowered.com

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

Also tried the Servant of The Lake demo, I knew I'd be in for it cause I love the Rusty Lake series but just made me super excited for release. Funnily enough, didn't realise it was NextFest or anything, I just went on their site cause I wanted to see if they had merch and it said lmao

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

Tried the Bubsy 4D demo and yeah that's extremely my shit right there. Few tiny issues with camera and spawning on a spot that meant I slid off the ground and died, but very much the kind of thing I would sink hours into. Three levels is very generous as well, definitely worth a punt.

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

Saw this last night and hasn't budged since. This is how I'm tryna be.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAX...

90s Europop on a Dutch Street Organ

YouTube video by The Mechanical Music Man

www.youtube.com

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

I'll find it hilarious if when the PS6 they're still releasing PS4 games. Don't get me wrong, I love that they still do cause it means I don't have to upgrade but I still don't quite get it from a business point of view.

VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 3d

Both PS6 and the next Xbox are planned for a 2027 release, according to separate reports.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ps6-and...

PS6 and next Xbox console are both aiming for 2027 release, separate reports claim | VGC

Both companies are reportedly planning to release their next-gen consoles within two years…

www.videogameschronicle.com

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 3d

Enola gay? Good for her

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 4d

I was thinking that but I remembered yoshimitsu but his sword is for pogoing

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 4d

Did a little doodle of what I picture when you start a game of Ristar and he goes "play with me?"

Hastily sketched ristar, doing the :3 face and pointing his fingers together coyly. He doesn't have legs or anything but it's early leave me be

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 5d

Was gonna say something about kid rock complaining about girls with five nose rings and blue hair but I think I got a fever just imagining them 🥵🥵🥵

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 5d

A Gay theo-

Garfield getting booted off his fence, with a KAWHOCK! sound.

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 5d

Black phone two
load of poo

The most versatile song for a classic

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 5d

-to the tune of black hole sun-

Minecraft Steve
Won't you leave

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 5d

Got a counselling appointment coming up soon and an appointment with the therapy service I didn't have a great time with and I'm not sure if it's because I'm getting unwell again or because they're shit but I don't really want to do it anymore. I often end up feeling worse that idk if it's worth it.

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 5d

You're allowed to engage with media however you want, which is why I'm now gonna be a MatPat/Scott Cawthorn truther, the mpreg story wasn't a diss on YouTubers it was Scott signalling he would throw it all away to blow out MatPat's back

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 6d

Just finished reading Lew's copy of war of the worlds and god help me I'm looking at buying my own copy so I can highlight bits and write notes but you can't do that, right? (Completely ignoring my copy of 1984 is someone's study copy with notes in it I got from a bootsale for 50p)

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👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 6d

Hatebreed? Speak for yourself, I'm rather fond

👻 Spooky Razor Cunt 👻 @nerdtrashjen.bsky.social · 7d

It's like my mother used to say

Bad guts
Bad brain
Good night's sleep down the drain