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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

😂

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

They say the diameter of a quarter is a serving of long pasta for one person.

byepoleher.blacksky.app @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 10h

I'm only cooking for myself. I'm trying to make a reasonable amount of pasta.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

Ok I was worried it has oil, but the blend is just the spices, sugar and lemon juice.

So it’s a legit compound butter.

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

“Butter blend” = basura

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

It came with a free pistol

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

The inverse version of Susan Collins’s “concern.”

Senate Gabe @senategabe.bsky.social · 9h

Curious how many Democrats are going to claim they support No Kings and then walk back to the Congress and continue sabotaging impeachment efforts.

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 10h

I hope they tip him

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 11h

Bari Weiss is short for Barium Enema

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

Air fried gorilla knuckles

HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 12h

Y’all. What the fuck is this.

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

Bowl of big toes

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

I’ve already seen proof of it happening

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

A merkin?

Do you have any other practical effects or prosthetics I should know about?

Mike Honcho Himself 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @trailian.bsky.social · 12h

Okay fellas…what’s the reaction to these in the heat of the moment?

Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 12h

The Skims "Ultimate Bush" Micro Thong sold out in less than 6 hours at a price of $32

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

I bet it’s these, rehydrated.

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 14h

Car dealership websites being trash start the worst customer experience before you even get in the door.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 14h

Coupled with more complex extended warranties that drive the cost up even more.

Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 14h

These loans will be extended to 10 years soon enough.

Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 18h

“Once rare, 7-year car loans are fast becoming the norm. They’re often the only way buyers can afford new rides, with average sale prices surging 28% in 5 years to approach $50k.”

Designed-in car dependency, surging car prices, longer loan periods with more interest.

Sound like “freedom” to you?

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 14h

These, ahem...Caloric Americans are the actual Keyboard Warriors.

Big talkers, scared to death of outside.

Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 15h

Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Peter Giunta, chair of the New York State Young Republicans

Bobby Walker, vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans

William Hendrix, communications assistant for Kansas’ Republican Attorney General Kris Kobach

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 15h

I'd die so fast in an action movie.

If my comrade said "They're in the 5th story window on the Northeast side of the building," I'm probably going to look out and get my headcap shot off.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 15h

If you're looking for an affordable vacation, there are some great cruise prices out of Ft. Lauderdale and Galveston between November and January.

As low as $250/per person, double occupancy, with 3rd and 4th guests only paying port charges.

Prestige Travel and Cruises

Book and Receive Pricing Quotes for Discount and Luxury Cruises.

www.prestigecruises.com

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 15h

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 19h

The idea that someone could hire 100,000 people is absurd, coming from a person who works for an administration that is generating negative job numbers.

Gluon Spring @gluonspring.bsky.social · 1d

The idea that someone could hire 100 thousand people, to say nothing of a million, to engage in protest is the sort of thing only a child could believe. 100? Sure. 1000? Possible. 100,000? You are a mental child.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 20h

And then....?

Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 21h

JUST IN: Judge Smith says the Trump administration is violating his order prohibiting FEMA from conditioning grants to states on their willingness to assist with immigration enforcement.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 20h

Videos from inside of people's homes from security cameras are weird AF.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 20h

Him: DoE isn't Department of Erections? I'm in the wrong office, sorry for the inconvenience.

404 Media @404media.co · 20h

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network

🔗 www.404media.co/man-stores-a...

Man Stores AI-Generated Robot Porn on His Government Computer, Loses Access to Nuclear Secrets

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network.

www.404media.co

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 22h

Walked past all the beef at Costco yesterday and got some sliced pork belly which was still overpriced.

A-Wax @p1z4t.blacksky.app · 1d

Awhat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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