#𝟏𝟒 —【 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐫. 】
@neokingkoopa.bsky.social
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[ 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐬 .ᐟ ]
✏️ by #𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 .ᐟ
#MVRP ⏖ — ⏖ (parody)
36 years old.
Professional bad guy.
Single father.
Nominated Best Final Boss.
Certified Plumber Hater.
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Pinned
Yes.
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❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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...Fine. You will have your own game.
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❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞
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❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞
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"Whu- Hey! Don't laugh! You 𝑑𝑜 have a loud voice!"
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❝ Pfheheheh... Wimp ~ ❞
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❝ Pfheheheh... Wimp ~ ❞
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When Mario pays his taxes, you’ll get your own game.
@parodybign.bsky.social
❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞
❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞
Daisy: "Hey, guys! I'm here with Mr. Koopa!"
Bowser: "KING Koopa"
Daisy: "Internet Browser!"
Bowser: *Sighs*
Bowser: "KING Koopa"
Daisy: "Internet Browser!"
Bowser: *Sighs*
Reposted by #𝟏𝟒 —【 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐫. 】
Reposted by #𝟏𝟒 —【 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐫. 】
Rubbing his ears.
"Owie-
Good morning."
"Owie-
Good morning."
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❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
… Ahem.
Good morning. ❞
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❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
… Ahem.
Good morning. ❞
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