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Mr. "What-The-Heck"

@nelward.bsky.social

2.2K followers 180 following 2.5K posts

music artist nelward www.nelward.com

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · Sep 12

NELWARD LIVE BAND

11/6 - ATLANTA
12/5 - NASHVILLE

ticket links at www.nelward.com

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 3h

I stunt on em with my Harry Potter swag

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 19h

*claims to be pro-trans
*Deadnames X

Erm, whaddafuq?

a man wearing a purple top hat and bow tie

ALT: a man wearing a purple top hat and bow tie

media.tenor.com

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 20h

We're gonna need another 12 more

Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 22h

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 1d

just 2 guys.

2 sharp dressed men, who made all that sound.

How?

Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a marjorie taylor greene leftist

Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 1d

capitalism is still in its early stage. it sucks now but we will get better at it

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 1d

I'm no believer but I can't get over how cool these Christians are. They're just so... Godlike! 😍

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 1d

These hot babes best stop suckin on me!

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 1d

He's so cool

Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 1d

The only music I listen to is Randy Rainbow and third wave ska

Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 1d

I come from a long, long, LONG line of professional skankers. More and more, our jobs are being replaced by AI.

The ska community has done nothing to address this.

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 2d

The horseshoe theory of politics is that horses need shoes for protection and comfort. And sometimes, they even need socks.

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 2d

I'm thankful for every fan that I get but I can't take a shit

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit... His pen game... It's unmatched bro!

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 3d

Framing a movie with sequels as a "cinematic universe" is funny

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 3d

Menswear - comfortable, stylish, elegant

Men swear - uncalled for, straight up wrong, just not cool

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 3d

I keep trying to workshop a post from the perspective of a conservative guy who orders hot chocolate at coffee shops freaking out about it being to woke but it never comes out right

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 3d

Conservatives freaking out about trying to order a coffee is one of my favorite genders

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 4d

If everyone you've ever met strongly disapproves of your behavior it means you're doing something right

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 4d

I have to get plastic surgery to look like RICHARD NIXON bc of yall

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 4d

The smell of poop relaxes me

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 5d

Jelly roll.

The veritable "Hip Hoppenheimer" of the hip hop world.

Dropping literal atom bombs with every verse, every bar, every rhyme.

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Mr. "What-The-Heck" @nelward.bsky.social · 5d

*joy