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keith
@ne0scythian.bsky.social
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i have a present: it is the present
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 23h
sitting on the porch with my boys and a beer. having a blast by endlessly critiquing power.
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 3d
new jersey strip malls are sacred spaces where you can transcend reality and unite with the divine
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 4d
watching the 2005 detroit pistons player introduction video until i commune with god
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 4d
he's not sweaty
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 4d
my lifestyle determines my deathstyle..
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 4d
why am i still alive
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 4d
what if every super mario 64 cartridge was personalized and haunted and also sucked your dick and killed you
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 5d
someone threw themselves off a bridge in our park and now nypd and fdny are all over searching for the body, so my morning is going well
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 5d
powerwashes-his-driveway
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 5d
there should be an elder scrolls game set in new jersey
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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 6d
Help!
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 6d
ah sweet a neoplatonist thread
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 6d
zoomer reboot of the clue movie
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 6d
Is this real or am I in a coma?
Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.
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Okay Myfriend @debianxfce.bsky.social · 6d
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 7d
i'm radiating with epic win
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 9d
people on the decadeology subreddit are out there having the stupidest conversations you can imagine
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 10d
hey guys i had an idea. what if a prestige television show critiqued capitalism?
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 10d
prayers for you in this trying time
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 10d
i think i may have legitimately undergone a change in personality when i started buzzing my head
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 10d
you're looking at it
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 11d
world's biggest clipboard fan
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 11d
i can't wait to breed my kids in vats
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 11d
symbols and images go so hard
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 12d
FUCK djinns
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 12d
i'm gonna found a mystery cult
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