20 Nate Days Later
@nathanalderman.com
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Look, it's simple.

Be kind.
Be curious.
Tell the truth.
Ask for help.
Help others if you can.
Don't hurt people.
If you do, say you're sorry, mean it, and prove it.
Think before you speak.
Say less.
Say please.
Say thank you.
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For years, there was a huge sign in the woods on what appears to be their property: "JOE BIDEN -- CARTEL OWNED, CHINA MADE."

Again, maybe someone else owns the property fronting the road between their sign and their entrance. But maybe not.
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I drive past these folks' "Virginia Whisky Experience Museum" near Lovingston often en route to visit family in S. Va. Right now, there's a cluster of Republican candidate signs right near the big sign for the distillery. Unless someone else puts those signs up, these folks voted for this.
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Sylvester Stallone sitting in a swamp, wistfully strumming a banjo: “Why are there so many / songs about Rambo / and how did he kill those guys? Rambo’s efficient / but always elusive / and Rambo knows just how to hide…”
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No alt text, sorry, but trust me — in this one singular case I am doing you a favor not describing what no mortal eyes should witness
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Seriously, what am I looking at here and how can I unsee it
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Disney would never let this happen officially, but yeah, Kermit would 100% say and do this.
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ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
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Any chance this makes it to Mac? I know your overlords in Redmond might feel some kind of way about that, but this game looks beautiful, and I would very much like to purchase and play it. Even eventually!
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Where were you hiking? I want to know so that I can NEVER GO THERE
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Dude could simply say, "Yes, these chats are bad, and also I think what Jay Jones said is bad." But nooooo, he's gotta stick up for the horrifying Nazi stuff.
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Riggleman voted against the first Trump impeachment. He's done honorable work since, and I respect that. But let's not pretend he'd be singing a different tune if his own party hadn't booted him from office.
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"We literally just talked a 17-year-old kid into killing himself, his parents are actively suing us, but good news! We solved all those problems! All fixed! No need for lawsuits anymore!"
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Oh man, this _is_ them! The exact same people whining in this article that they're innocent victims of the guy they apparently voted for and the party they apparently continue to support! (My apologies if someone else is putting up those plentiful signs on their property.) www.vadistillery.com
Virginia Distillery Co.: The Most Awarded American Single Malt Distillery
Virginia Distillery Co. is the most awarded American Single Malt whisky distillery, located amongst the Blue Ridge Mountains in central Virginia.
www.vadistillery.com
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Same! @deanhaspiel.bsky.social is one of the great singular voices in comics, melding chunky Kirbyesque fisticuffs with meteor-mass emotion. Really looking forward to what he's got cooking.
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This could explain so much about Joe Rogan and his ilk.
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Perhaps that Virginia Distillery Museum I see all the time while driving south on Rt. 29 will reconsider all the Republican signs it posts on its property.

The “JOE BIDEN — CARTEL OWNED, CHINA MADE” sign was at least entertaining.
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"This was all about some ugliness that we’re not part of. We’re not in politics. We’re just some guys in Virginia making good whisky. But unfortunately, we’re the victims."

Everyone is "in politics" in a democracy.

Tell these American whisky guys to vote harder or cope harder.
Canada’s boycott America movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business
Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.
www.cnn.com
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What if Peter didn’t stop at denying Jesus three times, and just kept on going?
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Q: We've seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. Where's the limit for you on what's acceptable conduct by federal agents?

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.
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The Fall of the House of Usher, but it’s my increasingly derelict grill.
A barbecue grill covered in a tattered, lichen-spotted black shroud.
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Increasingly wishing I had not previously scheduled this community health fair I’m co-organizing for Saturday, Oct. 18. But if you’re in Cville/Crozet, stop by before or after the protest!
Home
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This weekend in southern Virginia I saw political signs for candidates named Lawless (party affiliation unknown) and Nixon (which party? Oh, you know the one), which seemed almost a little too on the nose, even for 2025.
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Sometimes I feel like the guiding design principle of Duolingo is “leave the user always wondering if they have dropped acid without realizing it”
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Who, you may be asking, brought all these festive gourds into our house in the first place

Who indeed
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… the bodies of her enemies, I presume? I mean, that’s the way _I’ve_ always done it.

(I am joking BlueSky please don’t suspend me)
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My spouse keeps helpfully reminding me which of the many, many decorative gourds recently brought into our home are in fact edible and in eventual need of preparation, hint hint