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natashamuse.bsky.social
A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️
@natashamuse.bsky.social
230 followers 170 following 580 posts
A comedian who tells jokes and gives occasional insight. You should know I'm trans, if that makes any of this better and/or more interesting.
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 3d
You mean "pedantism"?
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 3d
FB memories of my old jokes make me laugh sometimes tbh
Screenshot of a FB post from me (Natasha Muse) on 10/12/2020, which reads "Yesterday was National Coming Out Day, and I'm as queer as a two-dollar bill. That's right. I'm a day late and a dollar short."
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 4d
The wrong star of Annie Hall died
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 5d
Sometimes you get to the end of writing a skeet and simply decide it's easier to post it than delete.
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 5d
Slayer covering Rush "All the world's indeed a stage, and we are fucking Slayer."
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 5d
I made this about 10 or 11 years ago. Might be the biggest joy I have related to these planes flying over the city all weekend.
An image of SF with pairs of eyebrows flying above the skyline. In the corner, the "fleetweek" logo is modified to say "fleekweek"
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 5d
"You know, we - as gay people - we get to choose our family."
The cast of the old Muppet Show
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 5d
Is it a bad sign when you want to write "sugar-free almond milk" but your brain shorts out and the closest you can get (and you know it's wrong) is "vegan army boots"?
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 8d
Remember back when books and movies were love letters to cities?
Simpler times.
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 8d
Well maybe *I* think *you're* "about a week late"!
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 9d
I don't know why anyone performed at the Saudi Arabia comedy event. I guess Riyadh to be there
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 13d
Gonna start talking about men and money the way people talk about women and attention:
"Ugh, he doesn't even like software, you know he's just begging for money."
"Look at that suit he's wearing. It's so phony. You can tell he's just desperate for money."
Etc.
(Feel free to play along.)
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 14d
The Secretary of War can be abbreviated to SoW which is pretty appropriate I think
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 14d
how funny would it be if Jimmy Kimmel started going off about how awesome the Riyadh Comedy Festival is? Just turning his show into an hour-long ad for the whole thing?
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 15d
RIP Jane Goodall. Now I can admit to the world I thought you and the "Gorillas in the Mist" lady were the same woman for like 37 years.
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 16d
Can't wait to live in a spider egg on the moon
Screen shot of an article about spider-like robots "fighting the housing crunch"
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 16d
Probably not the point of the article (I can't read) but this photo makes it looks like Trump is wearing a cartoonishly oversized red, white, and blue tie
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s. eek smith 👻 @sesmith.lol · 17d
Really concerned about the amount of data that is simply evaporating because of Trump. That's an incredible wealth of information and records that we can't get back.
Trump Is Waging a Catastrophic War on Data
A president steeped in lies seeks to cut of the flow of accurate information at its source.
newrepublic.com
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 19d
I heard someone refer to the memorial last Sunday as a "circle Kirk" and I feel like that should be what it's called anytime Maga or republicans are collected together
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 23d
Just accidentally erased a VM from when my daughter was 2. It was just "Hi Mommy" but I'm absolutely (and somewhat ridiculously) crushed that I was so careless
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 23d
Rapture? I barely know her
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 23d
Nothing like trying to make a TiKTok to discover you can't talk for 2 minutes about a book you just read
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 24d
This stirred a memory of a woman who died in the 1920s and came back as a ghost who was forced to be a maid for a wacky sitcom family?!?! I cannot remember anything else beyond the theme song explaining the scenario in an old-timey sounding way. It's also possible a street car was involved.
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 24d
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 24d
Tylenol Robinson shot me with autism
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 24d
At this point I'm rooting for the rapture
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A Funny Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ @natashamuse.bsky.social · 26d
So annoying to see so many would-be comedians make these false equivalencies. It's like, dude, learn how analogies work
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