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Vella
@mzvxb.bsky.social
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Blackity BLACK 47 years young woman (she/her), L.A. native, with tons of layers, a heart of gold, fierce roots and a knack for sarcasm that rivals the best. Hoping for a genuine belly laugh soon. Will keep you updated. 🙋🏾‍♀️ UPDATE: Got my belly laugh!
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This morning on the way to work. Singing Billie Elish 😂

“I’ll SIT AND WATCH YOUR CAR BUUURRRNN WITH FIRE THAT YOU STARTED IN ME!!”
When was the last time you really SANG out loud?
Morning lovelies✨
Mmmm… I think I want a grilled cheese..
“This blowout was 300,000 deh👅llas, then she tipped me with more deh👅llas”
Is this still about the sandwiches?
I misbehaved today but I dunno …I don’t care.
Ahahahaha! Again. The timing.
“You think I ain’t know nothing about it, but dolla know everything about it”
My mom’s trip to the grocery store did not go well. She didn’t understand the price of ham hocks.
Suh weet! Thank you for the links..
I want this on a t shirt.
‘Peaks’, ‘peeks’ and ‘piques’ were real tuffy’s for my esteemed colleagues today.
I wash my hands so much at work. This 3M durable barrier cream is the business. It’s smells like…plain but it’s good for layering.
“You’re playing so hard to get . You’re making me sweat just to hold your attention. I can’t give you nothing mo, if you ain’t giving nothing to me!”
Little L (Remastered for 2006) by Jamiroquai on Apple Music
Song · 2001 · Duration 3:57
music.apple.com
😂😂😂… it’s the papping on the car…
I was SO surprised at how these snaps came out. This was in Maui. I hope you feel better. You can always call me.
Yeaaa. I need to stop reading these stories about ‘thruples’ (sp)..?
I want that Bob’s Burgers apron but it’s SO expensive (for an apron).
Wait Sis in the wedding dress on TT is sis on the cruise?!!?