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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 2d

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 2d

More than 7M people took part in No Kings rallies across the nation today, making it the largest single-day protest in U.S. history and surpassing the June demonstration, which drew just over 5M. In only 4 months, millions more Americans have decided that they’ve had enough.

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 2d

Antifa® must have accidentally scheduled an all-hands meetings today

MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 2d

We have been running out of way to spam each other.

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 2d

I hate Illinois nazis…

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 3d

“I think that love is love and as your mayor I’m not going to concern myself with what consenting adults do… unlike what does concern me: Andrew Cuomo’s repeated disregard for the very concept of consent which we can see from the 13 women who credibly accused him of sexual harassment…”

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 3d

This man literally told me he doesn’t want to talk politics because he doesn’t want to offend me…

The same man who entered into a romantic relationship with a 15 year old and is a twice-divorced loser forced to live in a trailer park in Florida… I don’t think he could say anything that’d offend me.

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 3d

MAGA [ma-gə] noun
: an inept political party typically unable to get anything accomplished, despite controlling all three branches of government

“Oh the government is still shut down? That’s MAGA for you…”

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 3d

I read a thread earlier that talked about how “we” (meaning centrists) need to stop taking some on the far-left seriously and as stupid as that thread was it left we with only one question: when did the centrists take the far-left seriously?

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

Naw, just kinda gesturing at a dirty motel bed and tellin’ us to “have at it already.” MAGA sounds like my mother in law.

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

first thing that came to mind upon seeing this. Wild amount of dog whistles was my second thought lol

MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

“Now this is Silksong*”

*it was, in actuality, Ultimate Chicken Horse

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

Breaking News: leathery adult man doesn’t realize that his parents had children (he himself, if you can believe it!)

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

MAGA [ma-gə] noun
: an inept political party typically unable to get anything accomplished, despite controlling all three branches of government

“Oh the government is still shut down? That’s MAGA for you…”

“I actually love it when millions suffer for no reason, that’s why I exclusively vote MAGA.”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Mike Johnson: "Many of you have asked all of us, 'How does it end?' We have no idea."

MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

Everyone’s always promising to increase the police but has anyone ever asked, “do you think the best part about accidentally wandering into a giants mouth is the wet squishy floor or the fun organic speed bag?”

MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

I mean if they wanna set up a UBI system and mandate naps I’ll gladly put* a kid or two into my wife but until then…

*with her consent, obviously

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

1. Your poor parents aren’t having kids…
2. RFK Jr. likely wants to fuck your kids.
3. RFK Jr. is unsatisfied with the amount of sperm he is getting from teenage boys.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

homer simpson wears an orange hat that says time for chili

Alt: homer simpson wears an orange hat that says time for chili

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

#PayTheOpossum

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

Mike Johnson deserves to be muzzled like a dog for the rest of his life… nothing painful of course, just like a nice black leather muzzle or maybe a mask with eyeholes and a zipper over his mouth that can be opened when it’s time to feed him the cum and dick he so desperately desires.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4d

“Arizona is considering suing for taxation without representation if you don’t seat Adelita Grijalva.”

Speaker Johnson: *continues to cover for Pesophiles*

MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

“I’m denying everything you guys have said about the painter during WW2.”

You know, the painter…

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 4d

X is a nazi bar.

Screenshot of a Twitter/X thread. At the top, a tweet by verified user David Pakman (@dpakman) reads: “JD Vance says the ‘I LOVE HITLER’ Republican leaks are no big deal because it’s ‘kids in chat rooms.’ In reality these are young Republican leaders likely to gain more power in a hypothetical future Vance administration. Terrifying stuff.” Below are icons showing 368 comments, 99 reposts, 888 likes, and 147K views.

Underneath, a reply by Myron Gaines (@MyronGainesX) contains antisemitic and offensive language. His tweet says: “Yeah we like Hitler. No one gives a **** what you woke jews think anymore. Bro was a revolutionary leader and saved germany. The jews declared war on Germany first. If can israel deny a genocide with 4k video proof, I’m questjoning everything you guys have said about the painter during WW2.” Below are engagement metrics showing 574 comments, 931 reposts, 9.3K likes, 555 bookmarks, and 811.8K views. Content includes hate speech.

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 4d

I used to like him a few years ago as a decent news opinionist but then there was all this whining about the “litmus test left” and the use of AI art for his children’s books because he didn’t want to have to pay for and wait for commissioned art. That shit really turned me off.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 5d

JD Vance when people makes jokes about Charlie Kirk: "call their employer."

JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 5d

It kinda seems like Trump just really likes Milei specifically, less to do with the country itself. I could see Miller getting a little hardon about the countries regrettable past though.

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MyNameIsÐolph🎨 @mynameisdolph.bsky.social · 5d

I completely forgot that many of the anti-antifa leadership fled to Argentina. This whole thing is so terribly stupid.

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