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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn
@mycaptainplush.bsky.social
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I like Lego and cats and dogs and sometimes my childlings. My pudendum was briefly famous one time on another app.
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2h
...to drink water whilst coughing like mad and felt icky all the way home. I prescribed fizzy drink and the resounding burps and instant feeling of being better has made me "the best mum, you always know how to fix everything"
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2h
Bone juice infusion for the Lad went super smoothly except for right at the end when he took a sip of water while half lying down and it went down the wrong way, causing mild panic because the nurses thought he was having a reaction...the Lad for some reason continued...
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 3h
Aroha
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 23h
Hugs and aroha
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
The Lad had a bleeding nose in the waiting room and another during the consult which was convenient for pinpointing where it was coming from. He did not deal well with the idea of cauterising but eventually agreed to it and was surprised how quick it was. Fingers crossed it's sorted for now.
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
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Always On My Mind
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
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Mark McKenzie - Your Song
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
Followed by some excellence
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Nick Cave Sings "A Rainy Night in Soho" at Shane MacGowan's Funeral
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
Missing my bestie more than ever, so I'm going to share things. First up my fucking wedding, she is so beautiful.https://youtu.be/jB-QsI2j3B0?si=1b7y-lsPOF5u50P-
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
Picky Lad only does banana. Thank you very much for the offer.
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
Grandads Axe did it better but this is glorious.
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
Is he pregnant?
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
Work today was boring as usual (anyone in Otautahi after a part-time daytime chef?) I am working at about 20% of my capacity but am enjoying being a magician because I can...make food?
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
I have been terrified of bathmats since the 90s and now always have seriously grippy ones.
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
I accidentally bananaed for scale and am delighted.
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
Danny and Tessa are getting married next week...
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
The Lad has about 5 of these a day. They used to be Tetra pack therefore non recyclable. I introduce to you the three stages of recycling the bloody bottles.
Three Ensure bottles, one with the foil on the top, one without, and the third denuded of the plastic coating
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 2d
💕💕
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 5d
Oh Cath. It's heartbreaking. You're doing so well. All my love.
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 5d
Yay! The Lad is going to see the ENT doctor on Monday instead of next month to see about the nosebleeds. Now off to Dad's old local for a pint. Can't believe it's been two years.
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 5d
Oh wow. I've read it all now and googled some names. Some things I knew about, others I didn't. His writing about the earthquakes are heartbreaking.
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 5d
@drcuriosity.bsky.social your dad is in this bit
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 5d
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 5d
And I have the shark tooth!
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Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn @mycaptainplush.bsky.social · 5d
I am a third of the way through and can't post without revealing identities now...damn my Dad met People.
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