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Matt @mwwmmd.bsky.social · 1d

Cashier: that’ll be $205.

Me: nuh uh my 401k has money in it.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 19d

Shot + chaser

And are you married?

I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?

Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.

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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · Sep 30

(solemnly) You've had mail.

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Matt @mwwmmd.bsky.social · Aug 28

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Dani ❌👑 @daniland.bsky.social · Aug 25

Just unabashed fascism. Awful implications for the residents of D.C. and for the prospect of first amendment activity in our capital.

Additional Measures to Address the Crime Emergency in the District of Columbia

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Crime

www.whitehouse.gov

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · Aug 21

There is no climate change in Ba sing se

www.cnn.com/2025/08/20/w...

Trump admin strips ocean and air pollution monitoring from next-gen weather satellites | CNN

The Trump administration will remove ocean and air pollution monitoring instruments from the upcoming fleet of weather satellites, and cut the number of satellites, as well.

www.cnn.com

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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.bsky.social · Aug 12

"There really is one crucial, unbridgeable difference between Washingtonians and other Americans: You have more power than we do—a lot more power"
Statehood for DC!
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

A Real Place Deserves Real Rights

Statehood for Washington, D.C., is a matter of justice.

www.theatlantic.com

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · Aug 12

This is dark. The far-right whitewashing of history and indoctrination of kids is well underway.

www.vox.com/today-explai...

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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · Aug 12

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · Aug 11

“The news out of the DC mayor’s press conference is that her lawyers apparently do not believe they have grounds to challenge President Trump’s declaration of a DC crime emergency. The city appears to be surrendering to a federal takeover of its police department.”

Ken Dilanian &
@DilanianMSNBC
The news out of the DC mayor's press conference is that her lawyers apparently do not believe they have grounds to challenge President Trump's declaration of a DC crime emergency. The city appears to be surrendering to a federal takeover of its police department.
12:30 PM • 8/11/25 • 5.2K Views

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Matt @mwwmmd.bsky.social · Aug 11

Let's
Get
Buttigieg
To
Quit

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · Aug 10

If DHS doesn’t want to be compared to the Gestapo, maybe they should stop doing so much Nazi shit.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Aug 10

The dog whistles from DHS are blaring foghorns at this point

The words "Save America" spelled out in a typeface that's clearly meant to invoke Nazi Germany

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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · Aug 11

Someone forgot to take down this webpage:

www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · Aug 4

it's like they're hinting to us that he's sundowning

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Jun 23

I'm not enjoying the reboot of the "Unprovoked War in the Middle East" reality TV show.

It's just as pointless, but the actors are even stupider. And, frankly, I didn't think that would be possible.

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Random Memes @randommemesx.bsky.social · Jun 12

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · Jun 10

More people should be talking about the utter freak that is Stephen Miller and his white nationalist worldview. He's the architect behind most of this chaos as Trump is golfing, falling asleep during meetings, making money of memecoins and tripping while climbing stairs.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · Jun 5

It’s like veep but much much much stupider

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Jun 5

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

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Matt @mwwmmd.bsky.social · Jun 3

Took too long but glad we're here

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Matt @mwwmmd.bsky.social · May 20

USAID spent ~$22 billion in 2024 and actually saved lives.

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · May 20

Trump is set to announce $25 billion for his “Golden Dome” air defense project that hasn't been approved by Congress.

Initial funds are in the budget Congress is now considering, but the project would cost over $500 billion.

SpaceX is reportedly being considered for contracts.

Matt @mwwmmd.bsky.social · May 20

USAID spent ~$22 billion in 2024 and actually saved lives.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · May 13

Trump lifts sanctions on Syria after Syria’s new President pitches a Trump Tower in Damascus.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · May 13

Started / Going

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Lwo tew a @levisatyrane.bsky.social · May 8

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

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Adam Klasfeld @klasfeldreports.com · May 6

BREAKING:

A federal judge in New York becomes the SECOND to find Trump's Alien Enemies Act proclamation unlawful — there's no “war,” “invasion” or “predatory incursion."

Here's how it begins.

Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Background www.allrisenews.com/p/unlawful-h...

This nation was founded on the “self-evident” truths “that all men are created equal, that
they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, [and] that among these are
Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” Declaration of Independence, at ¶ 2 (1776). Our
Constitution embodies these truths, in a limited government of enumerated powers, in its system
of checks and balances separating the executive, legislative and judicial branches, and in its
guarantee that neither citizen nor alien be “deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due
process of law.”

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Matt @mwwmmd.bsky.social · Apr 30

Also, invest in public transportation.