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wolfgang fuckface

@mustachetoilet.bsky.social

690 followers 73 following 18 posts

a grilled cheese with a sucked dick | the mustache thread guy | the capitalism toilet guy | the trapeze troop wife fucker guy | he/him

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 5h

Okay but have you thought about the enormous fundraising opportunity in asking small dollar donors to chip in $20 at a time to bring back free and fair elections

skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 5h

IF there’s free and fair elections and IF democrats manage to win all they need to do is rebuild every federal agency and program from the ground up. easy peasy

wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 6h

Going to the walking normally store, anyone need anything?

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 7h

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 9h

Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 6h

Amazing how often I'll witness some incredibly reckless driving on my morning commute only to pull up next to that person a couple minutes later in the normal course of things

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 9h

hillary rodham clinton approved protest, lol

Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 9h

In two days, be a part of the largest peaceful protest in modern American history.

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 16h

Oh wow

wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 16h

Implied I was a Nazi for staying on twitter for as long as I did simply because I posted here that I was gonna give Bluesky an honest shot

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 16h

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 17h

I haven't left shit, idiot. And good for you. Nobody cares.

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 17h

Ah, so this is what I've heard so much about

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 17h

Imagine being mad at me while I'm just over here looking like this

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 18h

When I minimize this app and instinctively pull up twitter

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry I would have been here sooner but I was seeing Candyman (1992) on the big screen like this the entire time

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 19h

scrolling through a starter pack and not seeing your own account

Adam Sandler on top of the world, excited about a big gambling win in Uncut Gems

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · Jul 20

70s country artist: you'll never take me alive, pig

2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 18h

Good to see a lot of pals I've missed from the Nazi site, will follow back as soon as I can catch up

wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 19h

Gonna give it an honest shot over here. If anyone cares to give me a signal boost for folks to find me, I'd appreciate it.

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · Aug 20

EMERGENCY DISPATCHER: 9-1-1 what is your emergency

RAYLAN GIVENS: this is deputy marshall raylan giv–

EMERGENCY DISPATCHER: how many was it this time

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · Aug 2

2013 was the last time a razor touched my face

wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · Aug 2

me at 30 / me at 40

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · Jul 27

Me asking my followers here to spread the word about mustachetoilet

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wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · Jul 20

70s country artist: you'll never take me alive, pig

2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop

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