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Adam Music

@musicadamt.bsky.social

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Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Dad joke purveyor. Legal content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 4m

Counterpoint: Some get spiritual cause they see the light and some cause they feel the heat - Ray Wylie Hubbard

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 15m

In short.

Have you been juicing? Little vibranium cocktail. You're looking, I don't wanna say, puffy.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 27m

There's now a joke about putting four pins in it ...

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 29m

a man is giving a speech in front of a bunch of microphones including one with the number 8 on it

ALT: a man is giving a speech in front of a bunch of microphones including one with the number 8 on it

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 30m

I'm just pondering what our enemies would think if we bombed them with an 187,000 megaton porn-head.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 32m

He was also often too drunk to reboot the work server.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 38m

At my first job, our group's network guy scattered his porn collection across the company network. And he used a SQL database to roadmap where it all was

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 40m

Why did they upload them or why did they get fired for stress-testing their IT department?

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 1h

Also, the lead plaintiff is literally a Karen (Karin).

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 1h

Next you'll tell me Philadelphia Cream Cheese doesn't contain batteries, doesn't hate Santa Claus, and pronounces "water" normally.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 1h

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 1h

This may have worked better in my head than in reality, @lawprofblawg.bsky.social.

Dad Jokes, 4 Piece!
Dad Jokes 4 Peace
Puns 4 Peace
Chicky Nuggies 4 Peace

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 1h

Wastin' away in @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social ville.

Honorary Consulate of the Republic of Armenia in Chicago

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 12h

a man in a military uniform says mule fritters

ALT: a man in a military uniform says mule fritters

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 16h

So we had a competition at ISU this weekend. The kids stopped, but we didn't.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 17h

He lands in Portland once a year. He gets out, looks at someone, and says ...

"Sam Bowie? Really?"

Then he gets back on his plane and leaves.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 17h

Jane Austen is a very important and respected writer.
Jane Austen is a beloved author.
Jane Austen bores the hell out of me and I sold Sense and Sensibility back to the college bookstore for a dime.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 18h

So to all you Buc-ee's fans, a challenger has emerged.

Locations - Wally's

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 19h

Straw Man Argument.

Qenny @akbrews.bsky.social · 19h

What is this?

(Wrong answers only)

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 20h

So don't put the bot in the boot rebut the bot?

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 20h

Anytime! Keep up the good work!

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 20h

I think a reversal of these numbers is needed: "in order to lower her interest rate from 3.0 to 3.815 percent."

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 21h

Mother of mercy. Is this the end of Rico?

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 23h

Frank Zamboni (right) and his son Richard. Behind him is his other son, the Zamboni.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 1d

You're now faculty chair.