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Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · Oct 17

Do not own any art & etc
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot

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Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1h

Have no idea what you mean , you’re crazy man ……demon tiddies don’t make me go brrrrrrrrr, me horny

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 2h

Then pull out an uno reverse card , pegging the shit outta me and making walk around with a limp…….not me, couldn’t be me

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 2h

Whatever do you mean?…….i don’t imagine dicking down mayday or seras in a raw doggy passionate rough sweaty love making, that’s silly

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 2h

*slowly dumps fanfics of mvj and every females in hell and heaven who are 18 and up into a trash can* that’s crazy

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Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 3h

Getting high on love

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 7h

“Skeet skeet”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 11h

really?

wHy not?

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

“……….noooo”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

*sound of air being sucked in from behind me* “nothing to see here”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

“……….noooo”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 12h

aRe yOu goinG to eaT me tOO?

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

“Those vermin ain’t getting the jump on me” *cocks gun*

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 13h

“I’m ready for the booty goblins”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 13h

“Ddddddddddid I stutter?”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 23h

*gasps

*gasps

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 13h

“Shhhhhh, no no”

ᗩᗪᗩᗰ @exorcistleader.bsky.social · 1d

He may or may not be planning for another Extermination…

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 16h

“Can’t stop me cookie mistress of pegging!”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 22h

Time for hash browns ~

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 23h

“I taste like flesh”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 23h

"......𑀘ₒ ᵧₒᵤ ₜₐₛₜₑ ₗᵢₖₑ ₜₕₑ ᵣₐᵢₙᵦₒ⧢?

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 23h

“Taste the rainbow”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 23h

“Taste the rainbow”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 23h

wisH I waS a LePreChaun

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 23h

“Doesn’t stop me from trying again…….again,again,again….and again”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 1d

ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʰᵒᵗ

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“Killed a leprechaun too…..didn’t get any lucky charms tho”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 1d

souNds...oddlY...safisfyIng

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“When I was a young tadpole, on my first deployment…..I gave someone forever night night with a dildo, good times”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“When I was a young tadpole, on my first deployment…..I gave someone forever night night with a dildo, good times”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 1d

TeLL me MoRe

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Adeline (but imagine a scary pun) @adelinecubed.bsky.social · 1d

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Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“A cinnamon roll with high K/D and long list of crimes for vengeance”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 1d

❔️❔️❔️

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“I’m a cinnamon roll”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 1d

you're weird.

I like it

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“No but I jumped off a plane and might’ve hit my head from a tree during a spec ops mission”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“No but I jumped off a plane and might’ve hit my head from a tree during a spec ops mission”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 1d

Did your mother drop you on your heAd?

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

I prefer the ones with NUTS

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“…………..next time you go drain the pipe, look down and there’s your answer”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 1d

Amuse me and maybe you don't di. e
.....

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“I have an answer but it ain’t family friendly”