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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 2h

Gotta be honest, I like the chemicals. Was a Marlboro reds guy, then a Marlboro Lights guy and then before I quit again Marlboro Black Menthol. I hated American spirits

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 3h

American Spirit guys are probably one of the more interesting sub-categories of nicotine guys

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 16h

Is there is one thing I’ve learned about this administration it’s that they think pedophiles are bad

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 17h

These people are so thin skinned. It’s pathetic that they feel like they have to respond to everything. Fucking embarrassing government

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 17h

Question 1: If Donald Trump was sad would you French kiss him?

Question 2: would you vote for a distant relative of Hitler

Question 3: Would you divorce your wife if she went woke?

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 17h

I’m thinking 65%

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 17h

I wish one of the polling companies would ask people something important, let’s find out how many republicans would suck Donald Trump off of he told them it would fix the economy.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23h

The rise of the respectful observer

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23h

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23h

The family in this should be a smelly looking guy in an under armor shirt and cargo shorts and a lady in one of those hideous patriotic bedazzled hats yelling at their kid for wanting to watch Bluey instead of the Prager U kids channel

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23h

A guy is being extra careful when he jacks his pud so no cum gets on the commander in chief

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23h

I would love to see more pictures of this guys living situation

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23h

The divorce is final comforter

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23h

I like to fill every minute of my life with Donald Trump. I don’t understand the concept of object permanence so I just make sure that every where I look reminds me of Donald Trump