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MumblyJoe Bizarro

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Halloween geek. Linux haunter. Spider artist. Something like that.

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 4d

Trick or treat?

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 1h

"a memorandum expanding his administration’s authority"

The phrasing you're looking for is that he's suspending parts of the Constitution by decree.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1h

President Trump on Wednesday signed a memorandum expanding his administration’s authority to repurpose unspent federal funds to pay members of the military during the government shutdown, escalating his challenge to the authority of Congress on spending matters.

Trump Signs Memo Expanding His Authority to Spend Federal Money

The president gave Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth wide authority to repurpose funds to pay members of the military without approval from Congress, which has the sole constitutional authority to decide federal spending.

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onetwitpony.bsky.social @onetwitpony.bsky.social · 1h

There’s probably a bonus if you actually kill an immigrant.

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1h

Woops, missed the occupational health services portion of the headline - "Providence to shut down occupational health services at multiple Portland-area clinics" Nevermind!

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1h

www.koin.com/news/oregon/...

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1h

Fuuuuuuck, Providence is closing the medical center I've been going to, plus three others. 🫣 #Portland #pdx

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 2h

Thanks! I'm sure it is weird. I just wanted to make sure that people west of the rockies knew that parts of Washington are very close to Oregon. ;)

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 7h

Will bet money, Homeland Security is doing little to no screening of ICE applicants.

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 7h

Definitely made the article difficult to parse 😄

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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 6d

More, from Willamette Week www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...

Milwaukie Man Says ICE Abducted and Held Him for Hours Despite His Proving Citizenship

The case may be the first incidence of a documented Oregonian and U.S. citizen being swept up by ICE in an immigration raid.

www.wweek.com

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 8h

>> Name a song that always hits you in the feels. This always hits me. Every time

May seem like a strange choice, but when I was in the spinal injury ward I listened to this a dozen times a day. Still brings tears to my eyes. #MusicSky

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 9h

The No kings march has them SCARED. Awesome.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 9h

Another state as in Vancouver? That's maybe ten miles away. Seattle, Tacoma, or Spokane would be a lot more outrageous. Wonder which the thugs picked?

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

g.o.d.master.mirror

Just saw somebody call the exaggerated, over-the-top, groupthink hero worship of Charlie Kirk a "circle Kirk," and I'm not sure if וויו ever recover.

pic of frye spitting out his coffee with bender in the background

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12h

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! He weasel worded it.

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 1d

Bye bye

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Hoyt @jphoyt.bsky.social · 2d

Some of those who work forces…

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 2d

In my experience on Twitter, some of the biggest assholes were the sports fans.

MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 2d

Maxine Dexter represents! "Don't bend the knee"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwlG...

'Portland is Portland-ing': Oregon congresswoman debunks Trump's apocalyptic depiction of the city

YouTube video by MSNBC

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 2d

Haven't watched it yet. Wonder if he'll show how frog costumes are made? 😆 www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuds...

Adam Savage Learns How Inflatable Costumes Are Made!

YouTube video by Adam Savage’s Tested

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 2d

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MumblyJoe Bizarro @mumblyjoe.bsky.social · 2d

And he hates you/us twice as bad, he said so.

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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America @egoode.bsky.social · 2d

"Look how much money we're making, we're selling cars!"

"But you're buying them yourself?"

"Yes, which is making me profit, which I use to buy more cars, which makes me more profit!"

"Isn't that just a Ponzi scheme with just one person?"

"Hey, shut up!"

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Buddy Spell @buddyspell.bsky.social · 3d

Fort Worth, Texas.

#WeAreEverywhere

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Bill Shea @billshea19.bsky.social · Apr 10

They will welcome the tariffs as liberators!

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