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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 8h

We’re already locked to the champions bracket so I asked Lisa if we could just forfeit, but it’s the other Eric, so no chance.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 16h

The 8:00 PM draw should be illegal within 96 hours of daylight saving time ending. I'm already exhausted for tomorrow's league.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 22h

The thing that's always gotten me is, how did he manage to play a believable heavy in the Firm 5 years later. He still was old and fat, but he was menacing anyway.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 22h

I just did the math and I'm a lot closer than I'd like.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

80-Year-Old Becomes Oldest Woman To Hike Appalachian Trail https://theonion.com/80-year-old-becomes-oldest-woman-to-hike-appalachian-trail/

“I plan on getting all of my exercise in at the end, too.”

Norbert Bartoe, Umbrella Tester

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 1d

2025 Best Picture nominees so far (Note: I haven’t seen OBAO yet):
Black Bag
Sorry, Baby
KPop Demon Hunters
Sinners
Twinless
Bugonia
The Ballad of Wallis Island

Honorable Mention:
Thunderbolts
One of Them Days
The Phoenician Scheme

High expectations for:
Die My Love
Hamnet
Sentimental Value

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 1d

With enough oil and vinegar, maybe a school bread wouldn’t be drier than the Sahara desert.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 1d

Hard pass on both of those, but live your life.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 1d

Do you butter your sandwiches like a Brit? We fought a war to get rid of that nonsense.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 2d

Scott Adams has always been an ass, but I’m sorry he got cancer. That said, the ultra-libertarian fuck who gets fucked over by capitalist health care and so appeals for special treatment from the government can get fucked. He probably isn’t honest enough with himself to even see it.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 2d

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 3d

A very tidy and correct summation.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 3d

Hear me out-once the ball lodges, runners are held at the next base. The team on defense brings out a bat with which to free the ball. From the moment the fielder has the bat, there is a 5 count, clearly visible on all video screens in the stadium. After the 5 count, play resumes with live ball.

Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 3d

I will almost certainly have the Huskers on my tv and the Blue Jays on my laptop sitting on the coffee table.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 3d

Actual TVs? 2. Things with a screen and sound that I can watch tv on? Lots.

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Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 3d

Easier for them to egg your house that way.

Matthew @mtruesdell.com · 3d

I can’t be INTO baseball because I’d OCD my way into a divorce for neglect. But I love it and watch what I can. This series has had a couple bangers. Game 7 tomorrow. Let’s go, Blue Jays.