🎃 Ms_Xtina 👻
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🏳️‍🌈🩷 Pharmacy Barbie 🩷🌈 https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/DGQUVQOHAGU1?ref_=wl_share she/her/ally. I probably won't reply to DMs unless you're looking to be my sugar-free daddy. Fuck off if you're one of THEM.
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If I had been allowed to embrace my weirdness at a much younger age and not mask it, I'd have learned that I really love solving things and maybe I'd have gotten into the Forensic Science field like I dream about today.

❤️ Let kids be little weirdos ❤️

STOP TRYING TO "FIX" THEM
13 thought it would be funny lol
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This No Kings rally could have been a national election
I'm the kind of mom that says "get ready to go somewhere fun!" and takes the kids to the public library to read to dogs.
"You can change in here, it's ok, dear."

"Have you ever seen sausage being made? That's what it's like putting those leggings on. So, no."
42% of women say that their first s** assault happened before they turned 18.

Remember that when you don't know where your kids are.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
Gave my Chickie poo a bath. 🤣
please stop putting Vance's stupid face on my tl for the love of god
Oh yes, you know me so well. 😂
No no. Midnight (and Kelly) green is beautiful 😍
Great idea! Include a picture of you in a new hat every month. Just stay away from the god awful red and yellow 😂
I will never finally be back on Twitter lol
You wanna know what? I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm really good at a bunch of shit, & I know a lot of things, too. I'm also reasonably attractive, a good mom, and somewhat mentally healed.

I'm pretty proud of who I am today and just felt like putting that out into the universe. ❤️
That isn't going to be a very interesting publication, sir.
There's a medical phenomenon that should be studied as to why my kids only get sick and must be picked up on my days off.
I support this decision. Like a monthly newsletter update on everything you did, wore, and ate.
I will probably not be going to that one lol. I miss OG Twitter too 😕
I wrote my bio, it says "I have no idea what this app is" 😂