KillinmeSmallz
@msmallsman.bsky.social
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Just a dude trying to make some sense out here Father of 9
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That's how they show up in the code book. They do them like this with inexperienced helpers (pretty sure you don't care) but it's a common thing
That..... or be secretly planning your obituary
The funniest thing in the world to me is when you being a responsible adult and folks trying to criticize it
This is the modern day measurement of how famous you are....
Are you a meme? And how many
Did anyone actually own that robot?
I always wondered what that thing was for
2 things:
He cannot possibly distribute his weight the way she can. All of her body weight is below her waist
Plus he looks like at least 60-80 lbs heavier than her.

You ever see those videos of male vs female gymnasts trying to do things the other does and failing
Depends.
What were they doing at the time? Were they distracted or going through their own stuff?

Or is this something that happens all the time and they're never interested in your stuff
My favorite quote is that this is the color of clinical depression
I think I can speak moose now.
Cause I definitely heard him say "who the fk you think you talkin too" 😅
Ok. This is my new favorite response to when they talk that bull shiggady
The vaccine was created to separate man from God?

Well if you interpret keeping you from developing severe complications from the virus and DYING then, yeah.
That's why they make Lactaid
Hmm.
What chall having for breakfast today?
I think I may just have coffee and a pastry
Why do yt folks always think they're the main character and people care what they have to say
I am so confused how she just walking around willy nilly like she ain't gone get stopped every 2 1/2 feet by fans
Angel Reese appearance at the Magic game!
That 2nd pic is saying " So, you annoy me too"
Ahhh....
I'm glad I unmuted this 😅
The sooner folks is comfortable enough to let their truest self come out, the better for everybody
Are y’all afraid to eat, like, really eat in front of a man of interest?

I’m not! We can crack some crab legs, crab meat flying, butter splattering, sucking that lil piece of meat out the claw. We can get down.
a little girl is sitting at a table with a plate of food in her hand .
Alt: a little girl is sitting at a table with a plate of food in her hand .
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Has everybody forgotten the purpose of math?
Has everybody forgotten that it's totally made up?
In real life, if we are presented with a problem the 1st thing to do is simplify it.
Making it complicated or ambiguous does not help anybody.
What answer y’all get?
We ask if she kept the receipt. She says yes and goes to get it.....
She still has the friggin money order in the envelope.

Turns out she mailed off the receipt thinking that it was the money order😵‍💫

She got lucky. And saved by ignorance
True Story:
My niece (26) who was living with us last year had to mail a money order to the next city over. She bought it, filled out the envelope, but accidently sent it to a PO box in this city.
She's freaking out, don't know what to do. Maybe she can cancel it and get her money back🤷🏾‍♂️
👌🏾Nice word-smithing
Man.... I just log on and what is this I'm seeing? 5 consecutive skeets bout booty holes?