Miss Emily Anarchy
@msemilystarot.bsky.social
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Newbie #tarot reader,equally amateur human.🇬🇧 Wrong side of 40,still figuring it out. #DailyTarot plus #nsfw & salty stuff I can't say on main. Get a reading: https://msemilystarot.wordpress.com Reading legend: ⤵️Reverse ↗️Jumped 🪄Wands 🪙Coins⚔️Swords🍷Cups
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Hey you!
Yes, YOU THERE!
Want a free #tarot read?
…you ain’t getting one.

But if you donate £10/$12 or equivalent goods to a local #foodbank or animal shelter, I will pull you a 3-card read.
£20/$25 gets you Celtic Cross or Safe Passage spread.

Read on:
msemilystarot.wordpress.com/get-a-reading/
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If you get trolled:
Report if necessary.
Block.
Move on.
Do not reply.
Do not engage.
Do not debate.
Do not give them material, metrics, or the merest sliver of your mana.
They’re not interested in conversation, not persuadable, and any rise they get out of you is a “pwn”.

Plus it drives them nuts.
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For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.
Okay. Maybe a slight “risky” move here…

…but if some random bloke comes up to you in a carpark and says “are you here for Michael”, is he…

a) offering chemical / herbal products
b) thinking you’re on Grindr etc (bloody hope not… fella looked like Joe Wilkinson pre-diet)
c) just an average rando ?
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On the downside, ChatGPT has no idea when it’s not supposed to be answering.

On the upside, it recognised your dog as a Very Good Boy.
This morning my ChatGPT quota was inexplicably exhausted.

It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode somehow got activated when I went to bed.

The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.
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Grace Jones painted by Keith Haring and wearing jewelry and a crown by David Spada — Robert Mapplethorpe, 1983
#tarot ↗️K🪄+🧙+10⚔️
If there's a thing Magicians are known for, it's death-defying miracles. Facing down seemingly serious situations and getting out unscathed is a trick that jumped K🪄 says you can pull off.

Though if this 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 turn out to be your finale, make it count - go out with a bang and a bow.
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Block fascists. There's no reasoning or arguing with them, you might as well debate with spoiled leftovers. Don't let them bait you. Block fast, block often, block fascists. Let their accounts mummify.
Of course women don’t like the CyberTruck.

Women only want one thing… and it’s a Kom’rk Gauntlet-class starfighter, armed to the teeth and ready to dispense vengeance.

Plus, roomy enough to drop off your clan at football, school or into active battle zones but still stylish. #thisistheway
#tarot 🚖+A🍷⤵️
A modern “chariot” ain’t going anywhere without gas (or these days, full battery.)

And if you’re flat outta mana or your mind’s in the wrong gear,you ain’t gonna get where you want either.

Take a breath. Sort out your head. Then get back on the road with a clear focus and full guages.
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At this point, if Musk suddenly regenerates into John Simm and starts gassing world leaders, I guess we shoulda been warned. #doctorwho #archangel #herecomethedrums
Noted:a US comic/YouTuber has allegedly bought the Warren House,containing a number of occult curios… including one famed Raggedy Ann doll.

And is offering overnights.

Whether this is a Halloween bit or not,be advised ghosts and demons *do* have a sense of humour.

Just maybe not quite like ours.
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What if it spread to the Navy?
“Scenario: stalked by hostile vessel, low sensor profile, unable to pinpoint exact location. Advise.”
“Optimum solution: Z-1km. Allow enemy to pass over you.”
“We’re in a destroyer?”
“Optimum solution, as defined by Admiral James T. Kirk…”
“WHAT-“
“Solution engaged.”
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FYI…
If these services wanted shot of these ads, they could ban domains (dhs.gov, ice.gov etc) and the IAB categories ICE use. It’s simple, and leaves zero TECHNICAL excuse.

So if these ads are still on a service you watch/listen to, make noise. Not just to the owners: to their other sponsors too.
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happy 10 year anniversary to one of the most prophetic tweets of all time @cavalorn.bsky.social
A small sunset secret left for someone to find.
Please do - and spread a little karma/cardma.

Speaking of which… one freebie for you.

4⚔️⤵️… don’t push too hard right now, and rest up when you can. You might need your energy for something big…
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I commonly use an owl with my keyboard so needless to say I was hurt and offended when the captcha denied my response.
That’s fascinating. Maybe I’m a dolphin: I’ve been feeling half asleep all week.
She’s right. That’s bonkers and .. why would evolution do that lol.
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'Tis the season for #ShadowWork

Speak what you are ashamed or afraid of, and it begins to lose its power over you 🖤

#WIPsnips: "might"
#witchsky
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This is such a good corrective by @chrisgiles.ft.com to the "working-age welfare spending is exploding/out-of-control" narrative that more & more people seem to see as an incontrovertible fact www.ft.com/content/ee67...