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Mrs PJ Haverstock

@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social

14K followers 430 following 7.3K posts

She/her. Professional Milf & smut peddler. Horror, sci-fi, books, films, cats, gardening. General nerdery. Likes to post interesting/artsy pics. Ally. https://linktr.ee/MrsPJHaverstock

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · Aug 24

One of my favorite smut pics I’ve ever taken! It feels very vintage porn to me, and I love that.

PJ sitting topless on her porch, looking out towards her garden.

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Vassilis Adamopoulos @vasadams.bsky.social · 1h

- The Shining (1980)
- The Substance (2024)
#Filmsky #Horrorsky

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 1h

HUBBA HUBBA 🐮

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 1h

My mushroom from @hodge-podge.bsky.social arrived!! Should I bring back the Princess Peach outfit, and give the princess a much deserved power up?? 🍄🍄🍄

A mushroom themed dildo, with a white body and a red cap/head.

Mrs PJ dressed up like Princess Peach, in pink and white lingerie, white gloves, and a blonde wig with a crown.

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Ivy @plantgal.bsky.social · 2h

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked grok” I asked the oracle and the prophecy foretold you’re a fucking loser

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 1h

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 2h

Thanks! It’s a favorite of mine!

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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 3h

Comparison of women vs men sending dick pics

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 2h

Thank you so much!! 💖

Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 2h

💖 One boob Wednesday!! 💖

PJ in a very pretty pale blue and bright pink bra, smiling at the camera.

Same pic, except one boob is out of the bra!

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Mr. Toon | VT @thedarkcartoon.bsky.social · 4h

The Mummy Mommy's curse!

Move the kitty below👇 🌶️

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 5h

I didn’t come up with it, so go ahead!

Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 7h

I can definitely get behind this.

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 13h

Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics

An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other

Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself

Shark: a human saw and peed himself

Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him

Octopus: dude…

Shark: what?

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 17h

Oooh I haven’t seen Weapons yet!

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 17h

a person is petting a puppy on its back .

Alt: a person is petting a puppy on its back .

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 20h

“It bites back” (said in a spooky voice)

Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 20h

I think the McNugget idea is scarier!

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 20h

I found these results super interesting! Of course I knew I was cisgender, but I was surprised to see percentages in so many other categories. I included the definition they gave for “genderqueer”, my second highest percentage.

www.idrlabs.com/7-identities...