Mike Myers, Canadian legend, on SNL tonight.

Cartoon by David Sipress.

Actual genius.

Honestly I don't feel bad for anyone dumb enough to buy those coins

Just saw this posted on FB and had to share.

Today in US History: On Feb. 3, 1870, the 15th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified, granted black men the right to vote. It was passed by Congress on February 26, 1869. Black Americans were set free by the 13th amendment. The 14th Amendment guaranteed citizenship.

#BlackHistoryMonth

Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Yes!

ATTENTION ALL

Wine and bread are no longer the symbols for my blood and body.

It's now Mountain Dew Baja Blast and a gas station hot dog.

For the next 11 hours and 45mins yall get a free misdemeanor sin.

#havefun

I liked this

You just taught me something

Bluesky Assh*le filter works perfectly 🤣

RIP Jimmy Carter

Fun fact: For our first dance as a married couple, Krissy and I slow-danced to Bryan Ferry's "Slave to Love," which segued directly into Nine Inch Nails' "Head Like a Hole," which we then absolutely headbanged to, because it was our wedding and that meant our first dance could be whatever we wanted

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed."

-Mark Twain

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The jokes write themselves

Dumb mother fuckers

Lmfao

No shit