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Your Honor, pls

@mrmambo.bsky.social

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When you awake, you will remember everything You will be hangin' on a string from your- When you believe, you will relieve the only soul That you were born with to grow old and never know

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 5m

AND SAY (ALL CAPS) FUCK NO

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 5m

Today everyone can be Boomers

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 1h

I really need Democrats to announce, daily, that there will be consequences when they are back in charge. And then for them to actually follow through.

Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 1h

BREAKING from PP

We found immigration agents have held more than 170 *citizens*

The govt doesn't track citizens held. So we did. We tallied:

Nearly 20 kids, two w/ cancer

More than 20 citizens held for day or more, incommunicado

www.propublica.org/article/immi...

by @nicolefoy.bsky.social

More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.

The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...

www.propublica.org

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 19m

It's Thursday. Drop a cover.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 57m

It's a joke, folks, untwist your panties

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 57m

Answer: ALL OF THEM BECAUSE HE CAN'T ACT LOL

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 58m

Idk but you post like you're unamerkin

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 1h

Stoic AF

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RC deWinter @rcdewinter.bsky.social · 1h

Even Fox is in on this one.

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 1h

Any puddle can be a drowning pool if you're determined or shitfaced drunk.

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 2h

Hell yeah

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 2h

And really bad polyester clothing?

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 2h

He was so heads and shoulders above Leno and the other guy.

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 2h

Comparing the accessibility of media and information then to the present day is kind of twisty. The military probably had the clearest perspective, but as a schoolkid, I only knew there was *Big Problem* and people were terrified. I can't imagine how that would play in people's heads today.

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

My problem is mine all goes to my stomach

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

This Is The Way

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

*Scratches head*....Idk who to root for, but I'm definitely leaning

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

Dammit, Jim. I'm a cocky billionaire, not an engineer.

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

Need to see someone dressed in a giant dildo costume with Mike (Big) Johnson clearly labelled

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

Well no. Leave it docked with the other boats please

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

At least they didn't use Comic Sans

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

I think ICE secretly hate themselves

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

So you ran them down with your 18 wheeler....

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

His Scritchness

Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 3h

Most of them around here are laying low. Pax, pax vobiscum...