Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
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Ex Tory MP Author, comedian, PT, Field Maneuvers boss and 50+ ultra marathons Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
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NEW: Keir Starmer's Sharm el-Sheikh Diary

"hostages swapped like Panini football stickers, 20 Israelis for 1700 Palestinian detainees. Not entirely sure what the difference is, but I’m sure someone on TalkTV would be happy to shout it at me."

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Keir Starmer's Summit of Peace Diary
Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – Suite of Eternal Optimism, Four Seasons Total Landscaping Resort
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Looking forward to these guy staffing the NHS
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The French want our history.
The Greeks want our history.
The Spanish want our history.
Everyone wants our bleedin’ history.
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That’s why I put up our flag.
I don’t want to be erased.

A logical, well thought out argument for why we should all fly our flag with pride!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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Love the clarification for Bluesky
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This, all day long.
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We can all bitch and moan and call out the utterly contemptible policies suggested by the likes of Reform and the Conservatives, but if that same condemnation is not applied to Labour then it shows it is not about supporting migrants, it is about being party political. 2/
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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Such a great moment
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Why not English Lit, you cowards
That time statue defenders misunderstood and guarded a monument to George Eliot
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Winterbourne Gardens looking spectacular this afternoon. Absolutely love the golden and reddish hues of the sweetgum on the right.

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The Spectator (owned by GBNews owner Paul Marshall - estimated wealth of £800 million) doesn’t like taxing wealth fairly.

I wonder how they got to this editorial decision?

Let’s tax wealth fairly, fund front line services & make hope normal again.

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Polanski is talking nonsense about wealth taxes.
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If she doesn't want people stealing her job, then she needs to start putting some flags up
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The Greek Goddess of repetition
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In any discussion of food and farming, unless your solution can be scaled to feed 8 billion people, you shouldn't be taken seriously. Unfortunately, cottagecore fantasies that would feed only the richest consumers, leaving billions to starve, are all too common.
www.monbiot.com/2023/10/04/t...
The Cruel Fantasies of Well-Fed People
The astonishing story of how a movement’s quest for rural simplicity drifted into a formula for mass death
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Yet if you revisit the text free of Marxist dogma, it actually translates as 'he had chronic bone spurs.'
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Important to see the shooting feet policy as a tool to run faster
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Pentheus goes to spy on the Maenads dressed as Kid Rock
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Oh, babes. Have you got a big surprise coming...

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@realchrisrufo
This is great news. We've hired the classicist Spencer Klavan to teach at New College of Florida. Goodbye gender studies; hello, Greek literature.
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Aug 19, 2024
Truly excited to be teaching an online survey course in Greek literature this fall semester @NewCollegeofFL. Even more excited that it's open to the public. Please join in here! We'll be reading Homer, Aeschylus, Aristophanes, and lots more.

https://ncf.edu/youngheretics/
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andyinafield.bsky.social
Hmm. Pinning his short term future on something as divisive as marmite. The bloke can't help himself.
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NEW: Keir Starmer's Sharm el-Sheikh Diary

"hostages swapped like Panini football stickers, 20 Israelis for 1700 Palestinian detainees. Not entirely sure what the difference is, but I’m sure someone on TalkTV would be happy to shout it at me."

open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Keir Starmer's Summit of Peace Diary
Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – Suite of Eternal Optimism, Four Seasons Total Landscaping Resort
open.substack.com
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shropshirelad.bsky.social
Just the usual brilliance here. This one made me LOL (laugh out loud) more than most.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
NEW: Keir Starmer's Sharm el-Sheikh Diary

"hostages swapped like Panini football stickers, 20 Israelis for 1700 Palestinian detainees. Not entirely sure what the difference is, but I’m sure someone on TalkTV would be happy to shout it at me."

open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Keir Starmer's Summit of Peace Diary
Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – Suite of Eternal Optimism, Four Seasons Total Landscaping Resort
open.substack.com
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Nice joke you’ve got there. Be a real shame if I repeated the content of it back to you with aggressively pedantic sincerity.