Rt Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il)
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Rt Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il)
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*Parody Account* Former and Bestest Prime Minister of Canada, MP for Provencher Manitoba, and generally cool guy.
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Put your tuition on the dodgers. Please man, the jays need you.
Also can we talk about Andor or is that too real politic-y?
Sequels>prequels but y’all aren’t ready for that convo
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Real asf. I’m out here fighting for my life.

Like bro how am I expected to know what 6+2 is. I’m not Einstein.
I don’t know if you recall this, you probably should since you were on the presiding team that struck down the “common sense” talk, but that along with Axe the Air Tax were shut down promptly by committee. There is ample precedent here.
When Quanah “Just a Face” Traviss speaks, we LISTEN.

-JNP
@polarmpsp.bsky.social did you guys forget that MPSP is supposed to be FAKE politics? Tone it down a little, you’re losing the plot.
Omg mom I’m famous
Découvrez les politiques des partis au débat des chefs! Les chefs répondront aux questions et présenteront leur vision pour le Canada!

20 oct, 19h, MNT 202
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Discover the parties’ policies at the Leaders’ Debate! Leaders will answer questions and share their vision for Canada!

Oct 20, 7pm, MNT 202
I hate to break it to you but GenAI actually isn’t unserious at all! Between the devastating environmental impact, being a literal plagiarism machine stealing the work of countless already underpaid artists and threatening the livelihood of millions across various industries, it is quite serious.
Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
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Yeah no, let’s keep the AI slop out of MPSP.
We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
6-7

(It’s 3-6 and then 16+ but I wanted to make a 67 joke(also kids 7-15 who are nice and play with us can also vote))
What’s the voting age in MPSP verse again?
Idk who this is but I would never let you text me.
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Who else remembers when MPSP committee media used to actually do media stuff.
Apparently they consider me a terrorist for recognizing the state of Astleyland?

So yeah it didn’t go good.

-JNP
🚨ALERT🚨

HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?

STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS
OK LET ME GO TRY NEXT

-JNP
I AM BACK FROM NEW FRENGLAND. I DID NOT END THE TRADE WAR. APPARENTLY I HAVE “NO POWER” OVER THIS COUNTRY AND THEY REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME

-RT. HON. BSRL
I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAT I AM SUING QUANAH “JUST A FACE” TRAVISS FOR NOT BEING A BEATLES FAN! BAD MUSIC TASTE! SAD!!!

-JNP
IF OCNN BOTHERED TO DO THEIR RESEARCH THEY’D KNOW I DON’T HAVE ANY CONSTITUANTS.

STAND BY, PATRIOTS.

-JNP
🚨BREAKING🚨

FORMER ASTLEYLAND PLANTED PM JOSH PROVENCHER DOESNT KNOW WHO HIS OWN CONSTITUENT IS!

THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU! CANADIANS MUST TAKE CONTROL FOR THEMSELVES!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social notice how he says “I” and not “we.” Romeo is in it for himself, not for you!
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🚨BREAKING🚨

LEADER OF THE DEEP-STATE BACKED POLAR PARTY (@polarmpsp.bsky.social ) ADMITS TO RECEIVING TAX-PAYER FUNDED BENEFITS WHILE THE COMMON FOLK OF CANADA HAVE TO PAY A STAGGERING (yet reasonably priced, a great deal even) $35 DOLARS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!

THIS IS CORRUPTION!
I didn’t pay… I was on committee😝😝