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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 11

Like a wiggling buffoon, he made his way through, only to fall through her much out of date Laser Skipping Discs.

Wade spins, looking back up at her.

"HEY, if you're cold, then I'm cold!" He shouts from below.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 11

She clearly didn't have ANY coffee today, Wade thought as he gets up to her window, using the ledge to hold himself up.

"Spider-Man probably does this all the time and no one has an issue with it." He protests, now trying to climb through the window.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 11

"Oh wow, I love that book. Heard 'A Book' was a New York Times bestsellers list!" He's in the process of climbing up the side of the apartment building, using the growing plant life and windowsills as his own ladder up. "But I heard the ending sucked."

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 11

Wade chucks an empty Starbucks cup at her foot from below. "What'cha reading there?" He shouts from below, cupping his mouth with both hands.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 11

"Is Elon having a ketamine crash out and burning X to the ground? Bet there's gonna be a TONNNN of newcomers around here."

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Behold, hotdogs." Offers him a packet. "I was actually about to make 3,628 hotdogs to be oddly specific."

꒦꒷ 𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙇. @headcruncher.bsky.social · Mar 10

⠀
⠀“ Hotdogs...we crave hotdogs. It is a hotdogs kind of night. ”
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

// oooo! aaaa! 👏

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"That's wise, I'd hate to ruin anyone else's night with your graphic fantasies. How have things been anyways bud?"

$fracturedthwips.bsky.social$ 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @fracturedthwips.bsky.social · Mar 10

"... Nope. I concede, dude! I concede!"

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Or did it come out as a Freudian Slip?"

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Or did it come out as a Freudian Slip?"

$fracturedthwips.bsky.social$ 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @fracturedthwips.bsky.social · Mar 10

He crossed his arms over his chest and nodded egregiously.

"Uh huh. See? /That's/ what you get for making me milk you with a flashlight!"

...

"Wait, hold on. That didn't come out right."

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Noooo!" He collapses to his knees, arms reach towards the sky. "How dare you touch that sweet lady! The epitome of sweet Canadian innocence!"

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Hey, you're welcome."

𝖫𝗈𝗀𝖺𝗇 𝖧𝗈𝗐𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍 . || 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲 . — 🎃 @canadaclaws.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Hey, what the fuck?"

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you shove me into your fleshlight? Thaaaanks in advance!"

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Noooo!" He collapses to his knees, arms reach towards the sky. "How dare you touch that sweet lady! The epitome of sweet Canadian innocence!"

$fracturedthwips.bsky.social$ 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @fracturedthwips.bsky.social · Mar 10

"That's spoilers, man! But if you /must/ know... it'syourmom.

That's right. Mother Deadpool."

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Because I'm me, remember? Oooooh, call who? Who's the lucky gal?"

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Because I'm me, remember? Oooooh, call who? Who's the lucky gal?"

$fracturedthwips.bsky.social$ 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @fracturedthwips.bsky.social · Mar 10

"How can you just move on from that ridiculous statement?! You know what. You reminded me of something.

... I should call her."

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"BRO you are the one dwelling on it, thinking about me all snugged as a bug in a rug, except the rug is a well lubricated--... you get the idea. I don't see how that's MY problem. I've already moved on!"

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"BRO you are the one dwelling on it, thinking about me all snugged as a bug in a rug, except the rug is a well lubricated--... you get the idea. I don't see how that's MY problem. I've already moved on!"

$fracturedthwips.bsky.social$ 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @fracturedthwips.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Because YOU made me think of it! I mean, dude- what would even happen to - UGH. I'm STILL thinking about it!"

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Why would you even want to ask that? That's the real freak shit right there."

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Why would you even want to ask that? That's the real freak shit right there."

$fracturedthwips.bsky.social$ 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @fracturedthwips.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Dude. You just asked to get milked like a fleshlight."

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"Dude!"

...

"I mean- what would even HAPPEN to you if your voodoo doll was-"

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"Dude, y'know what- I don't even wanna think about this anymore!"

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"It's been a very long day. I don't need The Look."

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"It's been a very long day. I don't need The Look."

$fracturedthwips.bsky.social$ 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @fracturedthwips.bsky.social · Mar 10

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Mar 10

"Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you shove me into your fleshlight? Thaaaanks in advance!"

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Jan 17

( 🦄🌮 ) Looks amazing!

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Jan 17

( 🦄🌮 ) Ayyy thank you I greatly appreciate that!!

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Jan 16

( 🦄🌮 ) Sorry y'all about the silence for the past few days. Got a promotion at work and been dealing with irl stuff! Promise I'll get to all replies and DMs soon enough. 💕

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Jan 14

"It's Chili Dog day today. Do you want a dog?" He is standing on an ungodly amount of hot dog packets, cans of chili, buns... there was an unfortunate amount of money spent on all of it.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Jan 14

"Very Magikal of you. Tell me what kind of spell."

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Jan 14

"I.... nevermind. Okay how about this.... Discskip Special?"

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Jan 14

"You're really gonna Man of Steel me like that?? Really??" He's offended.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · Jan 14

"What? You've never seen someone utilize a person's allergy against them and nut them to death?" Wade asks, shoving a fist full of peanuts into a henchman's mouth. "Come on, let's get NUTS!"

𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗹 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐍𝐮𝐭-𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥!! @danutmuncha.bsky.social · Jan 14

❝I'm seeing some NUTTY STUFF right now!❞