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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3h

“all sausages finished the race” ➡️ inspirational

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4h

I will say something positive: sausage races are fun and excite me (sexually)

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4h

One of those roofs that opens but they never open it. Ugly as shit too.

Plus it looks like their uniforms got washed with #diarrhea

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 7h

Just saw Tron:Ares. Calling it now: Jared Fogle is gonna win another Oscar

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 7h

makes sense

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 8h

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

calling in airstrikes on Kyle using this

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

Quickest 2hr 45min movie in history

Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 2d

It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 2d

It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.