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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2h

"The Jays need to win one more to get back to home field" fuck that let's get all three da Blue Jays babby

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2h

Barge and in Charge oh Babby da Blue Jays

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 3h

Literally who cares about Buffalo

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 3h

Ding dong baby nice trident you goofy freaks how about watch a real baseball team do it, da Blue Jays

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 3h

How demoralizing. You're the homering Mariners coming home up 2-0. Oh, woops, da Blue Jays are homering all over da ballpark. And then your big boy, big dumper comes up, chance to get back in the game, woops, high heat, Da Biebs blew it by ya. Roundly, and soundly, embarrassed, by da Blue Jays

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 3h

They slapped this Timothy Chalamet looking mfer out da game babby. Big slaps. Blue Jays slaps. Shave ya face little man, da big boy Blue Jays are in town

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 4h

Springer ding donger baby da quirked up Blue Jays are busting it down sexual style

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 4h

Thanks everyone, I’m here all week. Actually I’m here forever. I actually can’t leave. I’m stuck

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 4h

They call him Maulton Ball-for-sho because he just mauled that ball, for sho

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 4h

Oh baby we’ll take it

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 4h

Shoulda stuck his foot in front of it no offence

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 4h

Gimenez more like He’s-him-ez let’s fucking gooooo babby big time bat swinging da Blue Jays babby never say die

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 5h

John Schneider says he "has a feeling" about Santander tonight. Yeah well I "got a feeling" about Santander tonight too. Not great, John!

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 5h

Alright Blue Jays time to hammer this rat looking moustachioed freak on da mound

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 15h

@mirtle.bsky.social if you're looking for highbrow prose and a writer with a massive hockey intellect capable of delivering nuanced and insightful analysis in their Toronto Maple Leafs recaps I would suggest myself. You may peruse my live skeets in lieu of a writing sample

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

The Core 4

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

The "40-goal but all empty nets season" dream is alive

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully all the media bands together to post soberly about how important it is to protect the stars after Matthews gets hauled down without a call and the Leafs never touch the puck again until it's in their own net

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

Nastyy

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

Insane play by that fucking loser

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

Another exceptionally clean game played by the team the Toronto Maple Leafs happen to be facing. Really impressive how cleanly everybody manages to play against the Toronto Maple Leafs

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

The OEL game

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

Nylander (terrible player, never looked worse) tied for 6th in league scoring

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

It's so fun not to dump it in

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 1d

Our impressive defence play impressively below the goal line

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