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I don’t even think that person was a Dodgers fan. I suspect it was someone who saw Shohei Otani play exactly one game (or more likely heard about exactly one game Ohtani played) and decided the 2025 Dodgers were “the best team ever assembled”

Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 2d

Did I make that person delete their post?

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like no real Dodgers fan would call this year’s team “the best ever assembled”

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 2d

Just thinking about how well Spiders merch would sell compared to “Guardians” almost makes me angry

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 2d

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 2d

for the record, *this* is the skull & crossbones tattoo we wanna see on a candidate:

white skull & crossbones over a white outline of the state of Illinois against a black background

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 2d

You also definitely never take your shirt off in public until you’ve covered it up!

Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 3d

Probably also worth noting that they don’t have home field advantage in the World Series because *the Blue Jays have a better record*

Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 3d

They don’t even have home field advantage for the World Series!

Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 3d

ever think about how completely insane it is that the Cleveland baseball team went with “Guardians” over “Spiders” when choosing a new name?

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 3d

Definitely not!

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 3d

The Dodgers also very much do not have “the best team ever assembled”

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 5d

Also how can it not make you a little bit romantic about baseball that the five worst postseason run-scoring performances in MLB history are spread across

1905
1963
1966
1990
2025

Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 5d

Overall, only two teams have scored fewer than four runs in best-of-seven (or longer) series: the Philadelphia A’s in the 1905 World Series (3 runs) and the Los Angeles Dodgers in the 1966 World Series (2 runs!!)

(The 1963 Yankees are the only other team to score as few as four in a World Series)

Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 5d

btw, in case this feels like too much schadenfreude, it was driven primarily by remembering how listless the Cubs looked in both the 2015 & 2017 NLCS and wondering if they were *this* bad (the answer is “not quite, but almost!)

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 5d

all-time World Series low for hits is 17 by those 1966 Dodgers who only managed two runs against the Baltimore Orioles

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