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🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩
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i'm sashi (she/her), an autistic moon rabbit. my standard equipment loadout includes a bass, a code editor, and a shopful of power tools. mostly i repost art and shitpost. i also share daily life and whatever project currently holds my interest. 地上の月兎
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moon bunnies do a daily saitama workout because the lunarians read that's how the great Saitama, Earth's greatest hero, became the One Punch Man.
meetings that could have been emails. long live scrum.
i love that humanity so thoroughly made nature its bitch that they made the core ingredient of botulism something they shoot into their face to fight the curse of mortality.
fuck the moon? maybe if your begging game is god-tier bucko
i've done multiple bits on this, to my confusion
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i will be nice to hummingbirds, bats, and happy buzzes. hornets and wasps? no. there is no nice in me for the barfighting stand-my-ground relatives of the honeybee.
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you ever think about how good it would feel to just roll up in a whole hornet's nest and squish their little bastard heads between your fingers with impunity? gods, i get tingles thinking about it.
a small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.
i know this is gonna blow y'all's minds, but gods, she's STILL so fucking hot.
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remembering when some dipshit upstarts of The Wired attempted to start beef with dril, as if the blue whale would notice the krill
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he isn't human, he's a feverdream tulpa manifested by the group-consciousness of all posters. he's the closest thing we have to iwakura lain in this world's The Wired.
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the thing about tangling with dril is that he's god-tier, like, posting with him posting like mad is like trying to get oxygen to your kindling in a closed system with a supernova. he takes whatever energy, good or bad, he gets and converts it to more posting output.
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"dress for the job you want"

okay, but god-witch of the moon-viewing forest doesn't really have a defined look and definitely isn't paying.
"Dress for the job you want"

I want a job?
"Dress for the job you want"

*attends the interview in a nightgown*
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defying god (eating chicken fingies without dipping sauces)
defying god (eating a fudge stripe)
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defying god (not checking the expiration date on the gallon of milk from the back fridge)
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defying god (melting and eating a kilo of cheese and then washing it down with six cups of flan.
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defying god (not running equipment pre-checks at the start of the shift)
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defying god (wearing short biker shorts and a tanktop to limb and buck fir trees in full sun on a 95°F day)
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defying god (raising zombies so i can create a Saga prefecture-based idol group)
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defying god (taking the cursed paper from her so she descends to mortal form)
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