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Tío Diego 🗯‼️

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🇲🇽🇺🇸🏴‍☠️{he/they} Multimedia Artist, Frustrated Writer, Literal Mexican, Majestic Cook, Cranky Lalafell (Cactuar), @igdb.com Monkey, @amaiyasai.bsky.social lover, & Industry Critic ☄ Won't stfu about FFXIV.

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · Mar 31

ok ok so:

Books of 2025: A Thread

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The Great Bookworming of 2025

a cartoon character reading a book in a library with the number 2 on his face

Alt: Intellectual Gary

media.tenor.com

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 1d

*murmuring while drinking water* “oh nooo, not the plantation…”

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 12h

“i want to continue my adventure with the unicorn, but I was requested to finish the fucked up bleak society first…”

Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 12h

having a book backlog is silly, my brain is like: “ok should I continue on the bleak dystopian society, approach the cursed castle with the mystical unicorn, continue adventures kidnapped at a seal-hunting ship… hmm but i want to start reading about this wizard in a mountain— FUCK!”

Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 13h

sigh

i left the timeline like just 1 hour, what did I miss now?

Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 13h

Collins: “Coriolanus suddenly stumbled upon a classmate”

me: “oh?”

Collins: “she happened to be the daughter of a guy that cannibalized his maid”

me: “is this how you greet people?”

Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 14h

but what do I know

YEPPA YEPPA ANDALE ANDALE ARRIBA ARRIBA

Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 14h

Look, maybe I am just a little crazy Mexican that doesn’t understand how the world works, but my instincts on naming your corporation “News Corporation” sounds… ehh… dystopian.

Yeah.

Dystopian.

Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 14h

i dont even have a half clue of how Vancouver BC even looks like and I am here nodding my head agreeing.

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Skullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15h

the @bransonreese.bsky.social swan boy where he gets billy zaned by james Cameron makes me laugh every time (branson wrote and acted on STRIP LAW and you should watch it in February if you like him which you do)

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 19h

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 15h

FUCK IT

I earned junk food today

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Sheila Liming @seeshespeak.bsky.social · 15h

This whole article is fabulously smart, but this line, in particular, is its crowning glory.

Screenshot with highlighted text: “Like every other boomer, artificial intelligence owes its success to massive public subsidization in the wake of World War II.”

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 15h

pulled down the house’s old record player.

well, it is far simpler and uh welp it look like it knows how to get the job done. fuck it. just gotta hook an amplifier

Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 15h

Hammers.

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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t lose your head!

The headless horseman from sleepy hollow mounting his horse in a cemetery

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꒰১₍^. ̫.^₎ ໒꒱🐾 @medihera.bsky.social · Jul 19

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 17h

anyone wearing nerdy RayBans now deserves nothing less than a speeding sledgehammer through their hollow skull

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 19h

New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...

A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light

Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 17h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr7b...

Carl lost his peace and quiet - Aqua Teen

YouTube video by gplustree

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 17h

+ the abandoned Mystery Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer empty box for DS

I shouldve done that.

Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 17h

note to self: I should have stolen the Willow DVD that was already abandoned at the house I was living in 10 (?!) years ago

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Daniel Alba @daniel.gvg.io · 18h

One of the most fun bits of this Direct was finding out you can switch the voice of the announcer to other languages. Banjo Ginga is the Japanese voice of the NME sales guy and Nightmare in Kirby: Right Back at Ya, while Makiko Ohmoto is the voice of Kirby. You can have *Kirby* be your announcer.

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 19h

really like this rn

Tim Robinson about to lose his god damned mind.

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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.bsky.social · 19h

I SAW NIGHTMARE AND 02

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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 19h

when your political homie has one too many drinks

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