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Tío Diego 🗯‼️
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🇲🇽🇺🇸🏴‍☠️{he/they} Multimedia Artist, Frustrated Writer, Literal Mexican, Majestic Cook, Cranky Lalafell (Cactuar), @igdb.com Monkey, @amaiyasai.bsky.social lover, & Industry Critic ☄ Won't stfu about FFXIV.
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*murmuring while drinking water* “oh nooo, not the plantation…”
“i want to continue my adventure with the unicorn, but I was requested to finish the fucked up bleak society first…”
having a book backlog is silly, my brain is like: “ok should I continue on the bleak dystopian society, approach the cursed castle with the mystical unicorn, continue adventures kidnapped at a seal-hunting ship… hmm but i want to start reading about this wizard in a mountain— FUCK!”
sigh

i left the timeline like just 1 hour, what did I miss now?
Collins: “Coriolanus suddenly stumbled upon a classmate”

me: “oh?”

Collins: “she happened to be the daughter of a guy that cannibalized his maid”

me: “is this how you greet people?”
but what do I know

YEPPA YEPPA ANDALE ANDALE ARRIBA ARRIBA
Look, maybe I am just a little crazy Mexican that doesn’t understand how the world works, but my instincts on naming your corporation “News Corporation” sounds… ehh… dystopian.

Yeah.

Dystopian.
i dont even have a half clue of how Vancouver BC even looks like and I am here nodding my head agreeing.
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the @bransonreese.bsky.social swan boy where he gets billy zaned by james Cameron makes me laugh every time (branson wrote and acted on STRIP LAW and you should watch it in February if you like him which you do)
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FUCK IT

I earned junk food today
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This whole article is fabulously smart, but this line, in particular, is its crowning glory.
pulled down the house’s old record player.

well, it is far simpler and uh welp it look like it knows how to get the job done. fuck it. just gotta hook an amplifier
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anyone wearing nerdy RayBans now deserves nothing less than a speeding sledgehammer through their hollow skull
New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
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+ the abandoned Mystery Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer empty box for DS

I shouldve done that.
note to self: I should have stolen the Willow DVD that was already abandoned at the house I was living in 10 (?!) years ago
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One of the most fun bits of this Direct was finding out you can switch the voice of the announcer to other languages. Banjo Ginga is the Japanese voice of the NME sales guy and Nightmare in Kirby: Right Back at Ya, while Makiko Ohmoto is the voice of Kirby. You can have *Kirby* be your announcer.
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when your political homie has one too many drinks