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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 1m

Before a bunch of journalists expose themselves for not being hip to popular music, the name of the song is Da Ya Think I'm Sexy not Do You Think I'm Sexy or Do Ya Think I'm Sexy. Don't get it wrong and be called a grandpa/ma by the zoomers!

Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 3h

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒

Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 5m

Would maybe get back into MMA if his name was De Riddler.

Carl @punchsport.report · 7m

Middleweights. That is all.
www.punchsport.report/p/carls-figh...

CARL'S FIGHT BREAKDOWNS, EPISODE 161: NORTHERN EXPOSURE

UFC Fight Night: de Ridder vs Allen

www.punchsport.report

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 43m

The Donkey Kong Bananalysis stream continues!
Please join me as I point out details and provide obscure information about Donkey Kong Bananza on the Supper Mario Broth Twitch channel! www.twitch.tv/suppermariob...

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Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 3h

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 2h

You can read the review to see

Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 2h

4 stars

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HOW MANY CIGARETTES?????????? @howmanycigarettes.com · 3d

Midway (2019) - 1:09:21
Dir. Roland Emmerich
Runtime 138 minutes
🚬 x 45, or one cigarette every 3.07 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/midway/

A cigarette from Midway (2019) - 1:09:21

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HOW MANY CIGARETTES?????????? @howmanycigarettes.com · 1d

The Lady From Shanghai (1947) - 1:16:44
Dir. Orson Welles
Runtime 87 minutes
🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.64 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-lady-from-shanghai/

A cigarette from The Lady From Shanghai (1947) - 1:16:44

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HOW MANY CIGARETTES?????????? @howmanycigarettes.com · 2d

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 1:59:26
Dir. Quentin Tarantino
Runtime 162 minutes
🚬 x 60, or one cigarette every 2.7 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood/

A cigarette from Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 1:59:26

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 3h

Fucked up but Obsolete is better so it at least can allow you to better process that fact.

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 3h

And yes their FAQ has no padding on the sites a very weird choice. www.fruit.com/fotl-faqs

Fruit of the Loom | Cornucopia and Michigan

For all your questions about if the logo ever had a cornucopia.

www.fruit.com

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 3h

It does go into that too (project was dead, Leto got it revived with him in the lead and had a champion in a new deposed exec)

Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 3h

Hi friend, I am sure you spent a lot of time with Young Republicans while you were supporting Sarah Palin but this story is about group chats, the things they were saying about you behind your back.

Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 19h

For those tempted to say Young Republicans have always been this way, they really have not. When I worked on campus and did bipartisan college events after, they were very much not like this.

That’s why groups like YCT and eventually TPUSA formed — because Young Republicans weren’t radical enough.

Politico @politico.com · 1d

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 4h

Fruit of the Loom has a FAQ that is mostly about debunking Mandela effect claims there used to be a cornucopia in their logo but then has a complete tonal shift.

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 4h

What a weird way to describe an article that is mostly about how Tron Ares will likely be the death of Jared Leto as a leading man and has one line about Tron likely being retired from the big screen.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 12h

The #Tron franchise will likely be retired from the big screen

(via THR)

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 5h

XBox branded product does not actually play XBox games an innovation that can only come from Microsoft. $1000 dollars please.

VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 5h

Asus ROG Xbox Ally X review: Exceptional performance and brilliantly versatile handheld gaming comes at a price.

⭐⭐⭐⭐

www.videogameschronicle.com/review/asus-...

Asus ROG Xbox Ally X review: Exceptional performance and brilliantly versatile handheld gaming comes at a price | VGC

The first Xbox branded handheld is a premium product with a premium price point to match…

www.videogameschronicle.com

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 5h

Hi friend, I am sorry you are too unintelligent to realize that people are capable of shitting on more than one person at once, and on top of Nuzzi's incredible ethical lapses one reason people are disgusted with her is RFK Jr is so abhorrent.

Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 5h

Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.

But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 16h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 15h

Dodgers have not been able to match either of the margins of victory put up by the Mariners in the ALCS. World Series is looking like a Seattle rout unless things change.

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 16h

I genuinely wish I had gone on the second Jericho Cruise after being told how fun the first one was and the world shutting down right after it really was perfect timing to regret not going more.

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 16h

then explain what he said about the tall.

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 16h

Imagine being such a mark (industry term for gullibe fool) that you think because a wrestler's gimmick is "from Texas" that he actually is from Texas.

Zombie Warren Hayes (spooky) @mrwarrenhayes.show · 1d

BREAKING: Wrestling fans somehow shocked older wrestler from Texas voted for Trump.

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 16h

Might have to call some local commissions to overturn all the wins this wrestler has, and it is a lot of them. This conduct is unacceptable.

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 17h

Hey if a tell person is being mean to you just throw some marbles in their path.

They’ll probably start cartoonishly slipping and sliding and since their legs are (too) long it’ll take time for them to regain balance.

And they’ll probably be all embarrassed, too.

Win/win.

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 19h

Which isn't the first time he's had two of his own but not billed that high!

Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 19h

Insanely dire band line up. He's had Stryper and Great White in recent years and those are at least bands people have heard of... even if it isn't always for the best reasons.

JCバスケス (JC Vazquez) 🇵🇷 🌎 @jc1986.bsky.social · 21h

Nobody associated with AEW is in the next Jericho Cruise set for November of 2026. Jericho is gone GONE.

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Nationally Published Troll @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 20h

It's all really good.

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