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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 25d

#ScaryMovieMonth
My alternate 7 word reviews:

ALMOST HUMAN (2013) dir. Joe Begos

Never hesitate to shoot alien face rapists.
or
Just give her some pants already, creeps!

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 1d

#ScaryMovieMonth
SCREAM (2022) dir. Tyler Gillet & Matt Bettinelli-Olpin

What?… I was staring at Marley Shelton

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 2d

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 24: Funny Fridays
BODIES BODIES BODIES (2022) dir. Emma Seligman

What?… I was staring at Rachel Sennott.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 2d

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 24: Funny Fridays
SLAXX (2020) dir. Elza Kepart

Funny. Freaky. Great premise. Has a point!

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 3d

#ScaryMovieMonth
TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL (2010) dir. Eli Craig

Has real “he hates these cans” energy.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 3d

This is why I’ve cried at the end of this movie, the last 3 times I’ve seen it.
Family isn’t about blood. It’s the bonds that are forged through shared experiences.

Loved OPPOSABLE THUMBS! Looking forward to the next book, whatever it will be.

Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 3d

I loved One Battle After Another’s ending on first viewing, but the second time around I realized *how much* is going on in that scene beyond it being a really great car chase. So I had to write something about the brilliance of The River of Hills

The River of Hills: ‘One Battle After Another’ and the Best Ending of 2025

Take a trip to the river of hills.

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 3d

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 23: Vampire Thursdays
CRONOS (1992) dir. Guillermo del Toro

Spinal Tap follow-up to Smell the Glove.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 4d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 4d

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 22: Weird Wednesdays
MANIAC COP (1988) dir. William Lustig

Campbell like Lawrence Olivier alongside this cast.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 5d

Time for the next gen of F This Movie: what are the Bromley kids favorite / scariest / funniest / most overhyped-by-adults horror movies?

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 5d

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 21: 2000 Tuesdays
DeVour (2005) dir. David Winkler

No pie. No baby. No Sam. No good.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 6d

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 21
PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

Coulda been a 5 star if sexier.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 6d

#ScaryMovieMonth
SCREAM 2 (1997) dir. Wes Craven

Top 2 Gale hair. Top 1 Dwight.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 6d

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 20 Haunted House Mondays
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (1979) dir. Stuart Rosenberg

No greater terror than his tighty whiteys.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 6d

Thanks for the heads up.
I will watch anything with Nic Frost.
There’s a couple of movies shot/set in my hometown and it’s neat to be able to look at those time capsules every now and then.

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 7d

#ScaryMovieMonth
SCREAM (1996) dir.Wes Craven

Fred the janitor belonged in Scary Movie.

a man wearing a sweater is making a funny face

ALT: a man wearing a sweater is making a funny face

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 7d

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 19: Series Sundays
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985) dir. Danny Steinmann

No one with crimped hair in 1985 ever had an Alan Parsons Project poster on their ceiling.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 7d

He and his wife got a house so cheap in Wisconsin that he was working at a used bookstore doing chalk art for the sidewalk sandwich board everyday up until Covid. Then he quit and I don’t think he’s had a “job” since.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 7d

He’s gonna be like Vivian Maier. Someday he’ll die and his 100,000 pieces of art will make him posthumously famous and make other people rich. But he’s happy now so I guess that’s all that matters.

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 7d

Makes sense. I didn’t think Tower would let him put his own covers on the rental shelves. 😜

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 7d

Was it Tower Video on Sunset where you worked with him?

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 7d

Yeah, he wasn’t on any social media ever but fairly recently created the_emily_dickinzine on Instagram and has been posting tons of art from his last 10+ years in Wisconsin.

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 7d

That’s awesome! I almost scrolled past this but recognized my brother’s art before I saw his name in the post.

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 8d

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 18: Stephen King Saturdays
THE MIST (2007) dir. Frank Darabont

Drew Struzan tribute done right: while alive.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 9d

My favorite Drew Struzan poster is ADEVENTURES IN BABYSITTING. After paying for the “poster,” Disney also paid for the original artwork for their archives, then 19 years later was purging their archives and were going to trash the original. But the guy in charge knew Struzan and gave it back to him.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 9d

YESSSSS! It pays to read all the way to the end of @fthismovie.bsky.social columns.

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