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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD)

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD)

@mjohnson3.bsky.social

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🌻 Health Ed. Retired Nurse. Dry Humor/ Sarcasm Alert 📢. Sober. Lover of Primary Sources. Research before posting.👩🏾‍💻 pronouns mostly MOM!!!. She/ Her

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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 22h

sigh...

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d

word.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d

see now... YOU don't get to complain, because, you should, if you didn't know, People in the US of A will vote for the craziest of white men before ANY OVERQUIFIED WOMAN.
Shut the fuck up.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d

I invite her to my adolescent ob clinic and then to the Infant ICU and then to the Peds Hospital
...
if she don't shut da fuck up.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d

ballroom... do we have lots of balls?
ok, does any one got balls, cuz I got family on public assistance... I do what I can, but we are about to be in dire straits. Let them eat cake, cuz that worked out well...

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d

wait ... what a pill or semen... because neither involves a lot of male RESPONSIBILITY!

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit and tie says " whoa "

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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 2d

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 3d

... isn't that like an historic building...protected by some rule or another.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 5d

Neakid as the day they was born, as a blue jay, as a naked molerat.

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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 6d

I believe England messed with India first. no backsies.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 7d

you request permission for a lil squish... apply requested squish, hand back to parents before squishy turns stinky.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 10d

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 12d

gott somathat arthritis strength?

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 12d

there is a meme for every occasion.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 12d

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 14d

lidocaine... sigh. Lidocaine not acetaminophen.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 25d

Bad Bunny is entertaining.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26d

yeah, we understood.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26d

uhhhh... let's stay on topic.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26d

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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26d

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 28d

as it oft is.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 28d

can't tax what ya don't get.

M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · Sep 25

darn... was that today?