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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient

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If I'm miserable, then everybody's miserable. Co-host: RDA Tech Talk. Producer - Radio Dead Air. I have a brain like a pachinko machine.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · Dec 3

The hammer.

4 lb hammer with an ISO 9000 compliant (probably not) label: "ITjölnir"

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 7h

Isn't CBS opening themselves up to discrimination lawsuits by allowing this?

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 8h

Soap and water for a beagle-sting.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 8h

MTG or a different RW troll?

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 11h

I feel like a lawyer might make the argument here of "trying to taint the jury pool".

Would I be wrong with that?

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 11h

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mean, it's a great excuse to bail on something. Like, maybe he was self-employed and could take time off to run the campaign, and then opened the room that contained all the severed doll's heads, wanted to nope out immediately, but needed an excuse.

And his wife had one ready.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 11h

(Work)
A non-immediate CWer is retiring tomorrow.

I just caught someone in her cubicle, measuring her monitors.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 12h

He did give a fairly reasonable reason for that; just discovered his wife was pregnant. Good reason to drop.

Is it the real reason? Dunno.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 12h

I admit that I have confused Tara Palmeri with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, the latter being a British socialite who did so much cocaine that her nose collapsed. And who is also dead (for non-cocaine releated reasons).

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 12h

High-end on the cost can be $500 per session, and it may take multiple sessions.

That depends on size, placement, and color(s) of the tattoo.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 12h

I'm unsure if this is still the case, but when I got an MMR refresher in February, Walgreens didn't even ask if I had a doctor's note/recommendation for it.

They just let me schedule it and go.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 13h

The inside is 76% black hair dye, by volume.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 13h

Breaking news: No there isn't a legal case for a third term.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 13h

Having at least 3 done on Saturday.

After having given blood last Sunday.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 13h

I sort of wonder how much of this is Charlie always hating Andrew, and now that mom is dead, that he can let that hate flow freely?

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 13h

There was also Edward's fascism.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 13h

Everything is a urinal if your aim is good enough. Also watch for splashback.

But a Tesla urinal is likely to catch fire.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 15h

He originally used it the first time he had sex with a canvas covered couch.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 15h

You've nobody to blame but yourself.

(Eagerly awaits the next Easton book)

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 15h

I mean, as long as it doesn't start growing strange white hairs....

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 15h

Winsome-Sears campaign is on FIRE!

*puts finger to ear*

I'm being told it is just her campaign bus that is on fire.

www.rawstory.com/winsome-sear...

GOP gov candidate's campaign bus catches fire: report

The campaign bus for Virginia gubernatorial candidate Winsome Earle-Sears caught fire on Thursday during travel to an event.Nobody was reportedly on board the bus at the time except for the driver. Ea...

www.rawstory.com

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 16h

Wait, the EU?

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1d

"Bluesky man not a ham sandwich."

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, but "Blackwater".

I mean, you just have to assume war crimes with them.

Even if you're only doing accountancy for them.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1d

And where would this be?

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know... chocolate based dim sum might be really good.

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