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Mistress Matisse

@mistressmatisse.bsky.social

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Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · Feb 21

Hello Bluesky

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 26m

Strong date-rape vibes here

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 36m

Yeah, I’ve seen hawks taking little birds around here once or twice, they’re very fast though

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 3h

Authenticity is the one single thing that people want most from a sex work experience

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 3h

Oh ouch not wrong

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 3h

But they have a mandate

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 3h

Yes yes all the Dem governors need to do this

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 3h

Oh, if noted mental health expert and philanthropist Sam Altman says his product doesn’t induce psychosis, then surely that’s all we need to know 🙄🙄🙄

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 3h

Makes zero sense

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t understand how people do not see this

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 4h

Oh I’m sure. And then, they will start talking to human people the same way and be baffled when it doesn’t go well

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 4h

Your analysis is correct! People want to feel like they’re having a mutual experience, which is like the opposite of chatbots

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 4h

It’s crazy right now because what everyone wants these days is: an authentic experience! and what they’re selling is the exact opposite of that

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve been a sex worker in this town for 20 years, I have a big reputation in my field, and yet every day, people contact me and are afraid to tell me their name or their phone number, because they fear I will somehow steal their information or violate their privacy.

But they’ll tell SAM ALTMAN 😱

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 4h

So you have to be VERIFIED to talk dirty to - a computer program?

I don’t understand how other people do not feel insulted by the transparently evil and anti-human machinations of AI hucksters

The Verge @theverge.com · 10h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 4h

I am too and yes it is

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 5h

I’m pretty convinced that there are no Republican officials who have consensual healthy relationships with women

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 5h

Hmmm what if you got a WHOLE BUNCH of rich people to all chip in a little bit, for the military?
and maybe we can make some kind of standardized system for them to do that commensurate with their income? To streamline it
Maybe we could pay for the whole government that way? Just a crazy idea

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 7h

Aw what a feel-good story

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Shaun Griswold @shaun505.bsky.social · 1d

bees joining the frogs to protest ICE in Portland

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 23h

In sixth grade, at my Catholic school, my French teacher showed us the 1978 version of La Cage aux Folles. I’d had some vague sense that people could engage in same-sex behavior, before? But it was an oh-I-see moment

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve seen her teach and speak many times, and had the pleasure of hosting her in my home, she’s amazing
But yes delightfully scary

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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 1d

God I fucking love Portland

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 1d

I voted for the guy twice, and I think he’s really smart, but he definitely seems like he’s he’s just not super interested in us any more

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I thought it was a Cooper’s Hawk!