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Mister Shushy

@mistershushy.bsky.social

5.4K followers 20K following 86 posts

I used to do stand up but now I sit down and write shit. My book "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" is now available on Amazon. https://linktr.ee/mistershushy

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 5h

He’s a human boy. I birthed him myself

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 5h

Don’t you insult my son like that

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 17h

Last June, my uncle died and I collected my thoughts about him in a piece for my Substack.

It's the saddest thing I've ever written and it just got featured in the latest newsletter from Write, Period.

So if you haven't read it yet you should check it out:

15 Publications Paying for Works of Poetry, Nonfiction, Fiction and Art + Essays On the Complexity of Grief

Featuring Narrative Personal Essays from our Community of Writers

writeperiod.substack.com

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 2d

In my first newsletter I talk about ruffling feathers while farming engagement on my Bluesky profile and recap my absolutely insane weekend where I saw Chance The Rapper live and then woke up early to run a booth at Boston’s @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social on like 4 hours of sleep.

The Shushletter #1: My Bluesky Crime Spree/Wicked Comic Con Recap/Chance The Rapper’s Boston Show

10/13/2025

open.substack.com

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t expect anything anymore, I just assume I’m going to be disappointed

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 4d

Update: I roasted this wimp so hard in their DMs that they blocked me

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 4d

Oh man thanks so much! Let me know what you think!

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 4d

Woah! That’s my 2.4k closest friends you’re talking about! Of course they aren’t going to like or reply to your comment, you’re being mean to me and they all love me too much to egg you on. Also I follow these 9k profiles because each of them really speaks to me.

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 4d

I for one am honored to be on @talesofmoderation.bsky.social’s watchlist, as a former stand up comedian I’ll take whatever credits I can get

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 5d

I’m so jealous of him being able to touch his toes

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 5d

It’s gonna be my wife

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 6d

I’m about to buy a goat

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 7d

Oh man they like each other! I wish my cats liked each other

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 7d

More like “HelloDeath”

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 7d

One of the best genres of legs for sure

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 7d

Update: bag has been secured

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 9d

We could just talk and shit

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 9d

And we are live at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social! Come out and fight me!

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 12d

This Sunday I will be in booth GF113 at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social in Boston! 10am to 5pm!

I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!

Admission is FREE! Come on out!

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 13d

Good. It’s a good thing to make sure people have access to healthcare

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 14d

At the Riyadh Comedy Festival, you’ll know a comic had a good set if the crowd all laughed, but it won’t be a LEGENDARY set unless they’re sent home in multiple duffle bags

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 17d

No, she turned to stone shortly after this was taken

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 17d

Yeah but you missed it. It was really beautiful, Ronald did the eulogy and Big Mac’s wife took the stage as pyrotechnics went off behind her

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 18d

That little dangling arm is so cute. I would commit war crimes for her

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 18d

We do not have a choice, might as well act like we want them here