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Larry
@misterkojak.bsky.social
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He/Him. Cisgender. My posts are about 5% Beat Saber and 95% leftist screeching, so if you're into that I've got some great news!
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 6h
Love this guy's energy. It'd be terrible if he won, of course, but hating Cuomo is so relatable.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 6h
Certainly don't want him to win, but I love his energy here
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 20h
The same energy as the "Not voting for Newsom? Guess you love Trump, then!" crowd.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 1d
"The Treasury Department will be leveled and replaced with a kick ass Tilt-A-Whirl"
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 1d
The thing that made me maddest about Renegade was the "if you take a wrong door, you can get booted back to some earlier level" maze at the end. In fairness, though, it was still less frustrating than the platforming on the last stage of Double Dragon 2.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 1d
Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 1d
I see where your interests lie. A vote for Cuomo is a vote for Big Vinegar.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 1d
Perhaps I'm just Captain Judgy over here, but I think "having a Nazi tattoo for years, making no effort or plans to cover or remove it" is a pretty reasonable thing to have on a list of total dealbreakers.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 1d
"We need to stop holding rising Progressives to impossible standards like not having Nazi tattoos! Can't fight Nazis without people who don't have Nazi tattoos!"
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 2d
Oh hell yeah!
the White House's east wing facade being torn down with a "Spirit Halloween Coming Soon" sign hanging up
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 2d
Sure, the calls for Sliwa to drop out are absolutely not going to work, but on the other hand, it does make Cuomo look even weaker and more pathetic, so this is a great strategy that the Cuomo-heads out there should keep pulling for
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 2d
The only thing Sliwa likes more than parades is hating on Cuomo
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 2d
Sometimes, just sometimes, you do in fact "gotta hand it to" Sliwa
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 2d
You have got to be fucking kidding me
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 2d
Finally, an easy way to obtain DNA from your favorite stars of yesteryear
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 2d
If I'm ever required to work 72 hours a week in order to have a job, I'll head into the wilderness and start writing manifestos
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 2d
"Speak", Queensryche 🤝 Donald Trump

"We'll burn the White House down!"
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 2d
"Appeared to be" Hey, we can't be sure the folks at Skywalker Ranch didn't create this for the president!
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 2d
I hate Trump and he's done so much horrific shit, but this is so on the nose that it's actually pretty funny
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 3d
Trump literally tearing the White House down is pretty funny, actually
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 3d
a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face
Alt: A zoom in on the Saturday Night Live character Debbie Downer, played by Rachel Dratch.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 3d
...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
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Xiran Jay Zhao @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social · 3d
A statement. Please read.
It has come to my attention that some very troubling allegations have been made against me. It is my intention for this statement to bring some clarity to the situation. My whereabouts from 9:30AM to 9:37AM CET on October 19th, 2025 are perfectly accounted for. I was with my friend Lune at the Musée de la Révolution française in Vizille, Southern France. It is a 3-hour train ride away from Paris, which is in Northern France. It is not physically possible for me to have crossed the country and back within the span of minutes. I would provide time-stamped photographic evidence of this, but I was so overcome with emotion that I neglected to take any. Sometimes what matters most in life is living in the moment. Some have pointed out that my bookcase in my previous Reel looks different from my usual bookcase. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this that I am declining to reveal for privacy reasons. I am not in hiding. I am not in possession of priceless jewels I am now struggling to think of how to sell without alerting French authorities. My actions online are not an attempt to distract from any crimes. My personal animosity for Mr. Napoleon Bonaparte aside, I would never think to partake in any act of blatant, brilliantly planned and expertly executed theft of his family jewels. I would not know what to do with them. I would be hoping someone in the comments would tell me what to do with them. But I am not asking that because I do not have them. - XJZ 💔
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 3d
"People are asking a lot of questions about my 'RFK + BTK = BFFs' tattoo that are answered by my tattoo"
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 3d
This is the kind of energy I wanna see from an opposition party