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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · Dec 11

the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song

Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 26m

If he’s successful, would that mean the statute of limitations has lapsed?

Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 1h

does this count?

Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 2h

but he *did* see the “naked bicyclers”

i guess he just see what he wants to see

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 2h

but naked bike rides kevin!!!!

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 2h

yup. I’m dumb. Deleted.

Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 2h

lol I’m dumb. Deleting.

Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 4h

i was young and not really paying attention during the dot-com bubble of 2000, but i feel like the public generally didn’t see it coming because we all believed in the technology. this seems like the opposite of that and i’m not really sure what it will take to end it

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 4h

WALMART PARTNERS WITH OPENAI TO CREATE AI-FIRST SHOPPING EXPERIENCES

Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 16h

guy from Boston describing someone who’s really good at urinating: he’s a pissah pissah

Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 18h

they actually have to put that warning on everything because the doctors there are really dumb

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 18h

are you in Newfoundland and Labrador by any chance, because you’d be right

Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 19h

my grandmother was a milliner and my grandfather made fur coats. he also had a second family that we didn’t know about until after he died. i am not sure if these things are connected but i’m not not sure either

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 1d

A Reddit alert that my account is now 19 years old

Comic book guy from the Simpsons seeing a missile about to hit and saying “OH,TVE WASTED MY LIFE.”

Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 1d

there’s a weird cohort of society who really seem to be completely broken by anything technology-related.

now to use technology to find out if i used “cohort” correctly