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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 22m

Someone tell me how to pronounce Ypsilanti. Is it “Yip-sill-anti” or what?

damnarbor.bsky.social @damnarbor.bsky.social · 12h

Light rain this morning in Ypsilanti.

Ypsilanti water tower on a rainy morning.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 24m

What are the odds that a guy with one Nazi tattoo happens to have another Nazi symbol on his body but it’s a legitimate coincidence? This is like a VEEP episode.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 25m

Apparently that was not a second Nazi tattoo but some kind of trail forest service tattoo saying “Est. 1919” so I stand corrected on that, but also that is so fucking funny lol.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1h

This seems to be the opinion of the people!

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1h

lol yes although hard to say these days

Not sure about major repairs and would need inspection report but it would need some upgrades.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1h

If you had the choice between buying an older home (mid-1990s, only somewhat updated) that you reeeally loved vs. a new home (2023) that you really liked but not as much as the other, which would you choose? Location is great for both, price and property tax comparable.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 4h

Was there anyone more beautiful than Gwyneth Paltrow in this movie, leave some beauty for the rest of us, jeez

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 4h

Another fantastic one. I do love a lot of problematic movies and will not apologize!

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 4h

It’s obviously Tombstone and if you disagree you have bad taste

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 4h

Without saying Top Secret!, fav Val Kilmer FIlm?

Val Kilmer in a black shirt short blonde hair looking at the camera. hot.

"It seems to me that every step forward in my life has been one that brings me to a better understanding of this: that you do your thing every day the best that you can, and you approach any success at it with humility."

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 4h

Shallow Hall is the worst movie and yet I love it sooooo much

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 5h

Picking a tattoo where he has to explain “it’s Celtic, I swear!!!” instead of getting a unicorn or something lol

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 6h

We are two news cycles away from hearing Graham Platner try to explain that his “Arbeit Macht Frei” tattoo is just to symbolize his strong work ethic.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 22h

Thinking about what Avenger I’d want to be and I’ve landed on either Thor or Scarlett Witch.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

I mean I really just don’t know what to say. At this point I am fine with locking all men up in camps I guess.

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 1d

Bernie about Platner,

“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"

When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."

Bernie: "Ok"

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

Oh did he???? I don’t follow that guy for obvious reasons.

Birds of a feather….

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

And I actually believe Platner may not have understood the meaning when he got the tattoo, but how has he not gotten it removed or covered after all these fucking years???? No way he didn’t learn the meaning until JUST NOW, I’m sorry; I’m not a newborn baby so I do not buy that for a second.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

Y’all should subscribe to Chris’s substack, he does amazing reporting on legal and political issues. I’m a big fan and I have impeccable taste so that should persuade you!!!

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 1d

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

“The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi! Punch Nazis!”

[white man has Nazi tattoo for over a decade]

“Sometimes white men get Nazi tattoos on accident!”

God I really hate all of you sometimes lol.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

a girl in a school uniform is sitting at a table with her hands in the air and saying amen .

ALT: a girl in a school uniform is sitting at a table with her hands in the air and saying amen .

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